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You Think Your Life is Tough?

Blog entry posted by Clam Chowder, Mar 25, 2012.

Clam Chowder
Well Fuck you. First off, I grew up with no parents, or I don't remember them at all, either way, they never existed in my life. I've forgotten who most of the people I grew up with and I hardly have any memories of the past. You think that's hard, try living with no education and having literally nothing in your pockets in this shitty little town where my neighbor is this creepy old man. Only growing up with a pal who basically leans on me for support and follows to every fucking place I go to, I can't even take a piss without this kid following me, every time this cockmunch gets himself in shit I gotta bail them out, he's hopeless. I apparently grew up with this asshole and yet I don't even know where he lives, at least he doesn't repeat like a broken record every time I try to strike a conversation with him.

Now I'm being kicked out of my house, flat broke with a fucking butter knife and the clothes on my back and a bunch of retards following me, apparently some king's gone corrupt and I gotta somehow save the fucking world because everyone lacks common sense.

-Insert name here
  1. Taters
    i like saltines
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  2. Nezumi
    Hahahahahaha, McKay! I read the whole thing, super serial, then that last sentance... xD
    McKay likes this.
  3. McKay
    So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Fuck you, its got nothing on mine.

    My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next store who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

    You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

    But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.
    Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

    The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
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