Well Fuck you. First off, I grew up with no parents, or I don't remember them at all, either way, they never existed in my life. I've forgotten who most of the people I grew up with and I hardly have any memories of the past. You think that's hard, try living with no education and having literally nothing in your pockets in this shitty little town where my neighbor is this creepy old man. Only growing up with a pal who basically leans on me for support and follows to every fucking place I go to, I can't even take a piss without this kid following me, every time this cockmunch gets himself in shit I gotta bail them out, he's hopeless. I apparently grew up with this asshole and yet I don't even know where he lives, at least he doesn't repeat like a broken record every time I try to strike a conversation with him.
Now I'm being kicked out of my house, flat broke with a fucking butter knife and the clothes on my back and a bunch of retards following me, apparently some king's gone corrupt and I gotta somehow save the fucking world because everyone lacks common sense.
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You Think Your Life is Tough?
Blog entry posted by Clam Chowder, Mar 25, 2012.