Best of luck Penguin. Hope you can sort this out without trouble.
What illegal shit? You purchased hookers or drugs on ebay or something?
Help I hacked some kids ebay account and now the cops keep following me.
The scammer used my account to falsely sell items and I am getting charged for all of it, but I contacted ebay and they could clearly tell it wasn't me and are cleaning it up.
^ Glad it worked out well.
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