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A riddle for you today

Discussion in The No Count Section started by Nayr, Jul 14, 2013

  1. Apr 24, 2012
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    A man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender. The bartender reaches under the bar, grabs his shotgun and fires his shot narrowly missing the man. The man says "thanks", leaves a tip on the bar and then leaves... why?
  2. Feb 8, 2013
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    Because he got scared.
  3. Apr 24, 2012
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    kinda in the right direction... but not quite the answer, Keep thinking along those lines orange.
  4. Apr 15, 2010
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    He wanted to be scared because of something
  5. Feb 8, 2013
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    The man had hiccups, which is why he wanted he wanted the glass of water (which you didn't include). Man pulls out a shotgun and narrowly misses to scare him out of his hiccups.
  6. Apr 24, 2012
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    good job orange, did you google it?
  7. Dec 6, 2011
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    Tbh, I've heard this a million times, I wouldn't have even needed to Google it =\ You gotta try something that will mind fuck someone. Put this in the OP: "A barber (who is a man) shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?"
  8. Apr 24, 2012
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    MINDFUCK:bugeyes:
  9. Feb 19, 2011
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    Didn't guess the water one, but I was going to to say, He asked for a "shot" and the bartender pulled out a gun.
  10. Apr 24, 2012
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    I like that answer :laugh:
  11. May 12, 2007
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    I like the shot answer as well. Here's a simple riddle for you.

    I never stop, you can measure me if you like but you only know what I am when you look at me.
  12. Apr 24, 2012
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    time?
  13. Nov 11, 2011
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    That was easy lol.
  14. May 12, 2007
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    I said it was easy, but you are a quick one sir. Now lets keep it going, your turn Sajak.
    Post Merged, Jul 14, 2013
    Remember, its not a riddle from the internet, its a riddle from your mind....dont cheat :smile:
  15. Apr 24, 2012
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    What builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes one blind, helps others to see?
  16. Nov 11, 2011
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    Love?
  17. Apr 24, 2012
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    interesting answer, but no its not love.
  18. Nov 11, 2011
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    Bitch that's what the definition of love is to me :razz: lol
  19. Apr 24, 2012
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    hahaha