I am A Woodlands Deer. My brother suggested that I remember I am human by encouraging me to socialize this year. I said I would. It has gone very poorly. Amazingly poorly. I would find it hilarious if it wasn't so frustrating and pointless. My brother was very wrong. Or a liar. Or both. He also suggested I write about myself. I suspect this is a glorious prank on his part. So...hello.