It has come to my attention that tomorrow I will have been abusing my body for exactly 50 years.... I tried the !mute command but have found that as the years increase the usefulness of this function on my brain is reducing, !beacon aint working as I cant draw attention from the opposite sex now and have to be content with the fact that the only person in the world who wants me is Sexual Retard. So to counteract this I have provided a picture of me from probably before you were all born (1991) in a vain hope to improve my ego, self esteem and libido. Dani... I still fit in the uniform and its in my wardrobe waiting..... My mid life crisis is still in my shed being built... ...and it WILL look like this. I would advise anybody who wants to create a le mans winning car from the year of their birth (1966) from fresh air.... not to do it!!!!! its a huge fucking money pit...... !ban is an alternative I've considered using on myself but I find myself being drawn to late night swearing, cussing and throwing of fail nades cos I enjoy it so much. So.... What advice would you give to a 50 year old grumpy fucker to see him through another decade???.... you wankers!!!!