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ALCOHOL

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by blahdude10, Jun 16, 2011

  1. May 7, 2011
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    Anyone know the BEST way to get the alcohol smell off of you? :razz:
  2. Apr 2, 2011
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    There isn't any true method, people say there is, but it is bullshit...
  3. Sep 14, 2008
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    Sit in a bath of tomato juice. It works when you get sprayed by skunks...should with alcohol too. But do not bring salt and a celery stick with you.
  4. Aug 18, 2006
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    Travel back in time to prevent the occurrence that got the smell of alcohol on you in the first place.
  5. May 27, 2008
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    Underage drinking is fun i hear talk
  6. Feb 18, 2011
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    12 pounds of bubble gum and a bottle of clam juice always clear things up.
  7. Oct 27, 2010
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    Smoke a lot of pot, it will draw attention away from the alcohol.
  8. Feb 18, 2011
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    Wait I found a better way, use oxyclean and scrub it all over your body. (Thank you Billy Mays)
    Don't just rub that body, mega scrub it.
  9. Feb 20, 2011
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    "Do not get covered in the Repulsion Gel, whatever element is in the compound, we havent quite nailed it, but whatever it is, Its a lively one! And it does not like the Human Skeleton"
  10. Feb 18, 2011
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    What if I douce myself with mayo and bacon? That will get rid of every smell and create an orgasmic one.
  11. Jul 14, 2010
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    stand outside, nude and near a road. Don't forget to hold your thumb up. The cars passing by should blow the fumes off you.

    If a cop passes by, wave. :geek:
  12. Jun 7, 2011
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    people tell me that Gabagool helps.. :thumbsup:
  13. Apr 13, 2011
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    I'm not advocating underage drinking, but I'm also no stranger to what happens at prom.
    Whatever you do:

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    Now, on to your question.

    You're going to need one of these:

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    Use it to scrape your tongue thoroughly. A lot of what makes you smell like alcohol sticks to your tongue.

    Next, you're going to want some of these:

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    Finally, you're going to want some of these:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxmHiGtrLDs
  14. Feb 24, 2011
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    Hmmmmm ask Dill! I'm sure he will know lol! But really though... gum gum gum..... try 5 gum it works!
  15. Feb 18, 2011
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    Why not use a razor?
  16. Sep 21, 2008
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    Drink more alcohol. You might eventually temporarily loose your sense of smell and won't smell it anymore.
  17. Sep 6, 2010
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    Drink plenty of water or milk (use lactose free if you are lactose intolerant). Brush your teeth, maybe scrape your tongue as well and get some fresh air.
  18. Feb 18, 2011
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    That....
  19. May 7, 2011
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    HAHAHAHA
    thanks for the advice people!! :grin:

    i just found out that i won't be drinking -.-x
  20. Feb 18, 2011
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    Most underage drinking is binge drinking and usaly kills you. Do it when your mature enough.
    Get drunk on life. [IMG]