A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known to sound like a song. A fart can create a most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, or silent but deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while. A fart can occur in a number of places, And leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later.