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An Ode To Farts

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Green Tea, Jun 10, 2011

  1. May 11, 2011

    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    poisonous cloud.
    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    to sound like a song.
    A fart can create
    a most curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    or silent but deadly.
    A fart might not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger a while.
    A fart can occur
    in a number of places,
    And leave everyone there
    with strange looks on their faces.
    From wide-open prairie,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of us
    sooner or later.
  2. May 16, 2011
    Lol'd :grin: funny poem.
  3. Apr 11, 2011
    LMFAO I just read the whole thing aloud, that's just pro.
  4. Jan 30, 2011
    That is quite a funny poem. :smile:
  5. May 11, 2011
    Haha I'm glad you guys liked it.
    I am not the original creator however, I do make poems. I just found this one hilarious.
  6. Jun 10, 2011
    You should post something you wrote Green Tea! :grin:
  7. May 11, 2011
    Maybe one day Katie.. My best ones were after this split with a girl so they're kind of emo haha.
  8. May 6, 2011
    Had to download the "febreze" app,

    yes there is an app for that.