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Bad jokes thread

Discussion in Timeless Trench started by Spyro, Apr 12, 2013

  1. Aug 10, 2012
    Just post shitty jokes that aren't funny at all.

    For example,
    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
    He sold his soul to Santa.

    How do you make holy water?
    Boil the hell out of it
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Jan 11, 2012
      Like you're so fat, if you would be an ant you could lift Jupiter?
    • May 14, 2011
      Those were good jokes. :frown:
    • Oct 17, 2011
      How do you fuck a girl?
      put that dick in there.

      What do you call a gay dinosaur?
    • Feb 3, 2012
      How do you make a plumber sad?
      Kill his family. :chicken:
      • Funny Funny x 1
      • Dec 6, 2011
        Why was the math book sad?

        Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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        • Feb 19, 2012
          meeko needs a promotion
        • Sep 25, 2010
          Why did the golfer bring a spare set of pants
          • Funny Funny x 2
          • Aug 10, 2012
            What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

            We are both lawyers.
          • Dec 27, 2012
            Why did the air headed girl walk while washing herself in the shower?
            She used the shampoo "Wash and Go".
            ~hurr durr~
          • May 15, 2011
            How do you stop a baby from drowning?

          • Apr 1, 2012
            Why did the spy cross the road

            So, an Irishman walked out of a bar...
          • Feb 8, 2013
            What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the noon, and 3 legs at night?