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Bender Insanity Gets The Best Of Me

Discussion in Creativity started by Benderius, Jul 1, 2015

  1. Jun 11, 2012
    I would like to preface this by saying that I bought a iPhone 6 to play with but will be returning it and wait for the next version. Also I live alone.

    On Saturday, awake with 4 hrs of sleep in 48 hrs.
    Saturday night, take out my work expensive macbook and put on coffee table
    Do some checking
    Start falling asleep at 7pm
    Go to bed with macbook and iphone on coffee table, charger plugged in the wall.
    Get in bed, pass out in 20 seconds.
    Wake up at 5pm, check my phone for news,
    Walk to living room, no macbook on desk, no charger, no wallet to which I placed next to macbook
    First thought to most people "HOLY CRAP I GOT ROBBED"
    First thought to Bender "If I got robbed, how come they didn't take iphone"
    Freak out 20 minute, still in boxers.
    Check bag which moved position from floor to sofa magically
    Macbook in bag, with charger in it and nicely packed
    I don't sleepwalk...so there's a ghost that packs up after me.
    Oh yeah, wallet was in bag with organized cards.

    I suck at haiku

  2. Feb 3, 2012
    This image makes more sense than this post.