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Chatbox Steam (And some origin) Keys giveaway

Discussion in Setup an Event started by Bender Rodriguez, Aug 22, 2013

  1. Jun 11, 2012
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    Hello plebians of internet, it is I, Seductively Sexy Nicholas Cage.

    I am back, to be with you in all ways you dream of me.

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    I am not sure if you notice recently that I've been randomly placing Steam Keys (and some Origin keys) in chat box.

    Why are you stupid and giving out keys you retard?
    Good question little Timmy. Chatbox has been empty for a while and quiet sometime beside the average @agent 058 and @Welsper with the @Doctor in there too typing, it outweigh all of us. We need more people beside the handful of regular people, and beside the constant "Is anybody in chat. Oh Hi there" then never speak again. We need it to be more busy, more people, more conversations, more pickle, less mushrooms on that burger please. More lively chats about stuff, more friendly people and just keep the thriving community, thriving elsewhere too.
    So if I can make the slightest dent in increasing the number of people in chatbox, I will feel like I just earned a 100 Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars.

    So like 5$?
    Timmy go die in a slaughterhouse.

    How did you get all these keys?
    Well with the amount of humble bundles, the accidentally impulse buys from Amazon (to which I later find out I actually own the games), and of course steam gifts; this became a burden. I started to feel like I was not long from being on A&E hit TV #4345 show, Hoarders.

    So instead of them sitting in my mail account, humble bundle account, amazon account, bank account? :bugeyes:. And I spammed enough people with keys, might as well give them like Christmas in August. Consider me as not only robber of The Declaration of Independence but a philanthropist if fine art..I mean fine games.

    But why?
    I will literally end the perpetually of your perpetual existence Timmy

    So I will just exist?
    Yes....pretty much

    So, what so bad about that?
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    How will you give out the keys?
    Well little Johnny, that's super easy to explain. I will randomly paste a code in this format:
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    Benderina Rodriguez: :poop:
    Benderina Rodriguez: Name of Game (Digital Download Client to redeem on) : KEY-KEY-KEY-KEY
    Benderina Rodriguez: end of :poop:
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    When you see that, copy the key, and redeem it on the mentioned Digital Downloaded Client.

    The times are randoms. You can find 1 key posted at any time, 2 in a row, maybe none posted for a while. The point is, it's a random interval, nothing determined. I don't have a pill calendar that I sketched "Key Time" on it that dings when it's time to post.

    How many keys do you have?
    Good question little Johnny, you are wise to ask such intelligent and though provoking question unlike the one before you.

    The number of keys is not determined, imagine a unknown. Now imagine that the unknown can be known, that would break certain fabric of times. Let's just say that if the unknown is known, can that unknown be unknown anymore? I see your brain became tapioca pudding, me likey.

    In lament terms, there are keys to be given out.


    Wait, what other one beside me?
    Can I get a kid who isn't retarded here. It isn't rocket surgery for frak sakes. I am putting all the work in this thing, and you idiots in the background can't get a single thing right.

    So you're giving people game keys just so you can talk to them?

    sigh... Here kid, drink this.The French call it "Eau de Javel". It's really a tasty beverage, taste like Sprite.

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    Enjoy the keys, enjoy the games, talk with us, we are nice.


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      Benderius, Aug 22, 2013 Last edited by Bender Rodriguez, Aug 22, 2013
    • Aug 7, 2012
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      i love you and everything about you
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      • Apr 1, 2012
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        btw that Nic Cage's hand clipped through the jacket

        wp Volition
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        • May 2, 2013
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          Nice job Bender now I'll be camping the damn box!!! :grin:
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          • Nov 11, 2011
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            I have given out so many humble bundles that God will be proud of the amount sent to charity. :party:
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            • Jun 11, 2012
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              It didn't clip his hand, it's a special a slot to put your hand through like doctors white coats haves. Didn't you ever wear a walrus suit and not find 20$ inside of it?
            • Mar 4, 2012
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              And the lurking begins...
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              • Jul 8, 2012
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                Hahahahahahahahahaha
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                • Aug 7, 2012
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                  Nope..
                • Jun 11, 2012
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                  Need moar of this. Moar of this. It freaking hilarious.
                  When aren't you? :laugh:

                  Well that makes only 1 person in the world that loves me. Cause I hate the bastard.
                • Jun 18, 2012
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                  Am I the only one who wonders what happened to little Timmy after he found out he was going to continue to exist? And how did little Johnny get involved, where they in the same room, a class room maybe, or was he just some passer by? So many questions, so little answers. What has become of you Timmy!!! What will you do next Johnny as OP thinks you're retarded?

                  Edit: Do the song and vid correspond, cause I watched this about a year ... or two ago, and something reminded me about it.

                  via http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7glw9dkl9Vc&list=FLFCjOAjM3sJcczMzqnFrOmw
                • Jun 11, 2012
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                  We at the Benderius Giveaway Center will like to mention that due to some recent issues, little Timmy has been relieved of his post and will not be working with us anymore. Currently at this time, we are not in liberty nor know the current whereabouts of little Timmy. We we will of course comply and help all local law authorities on finding little Timmy. We send thoughts and prayer to his family.

                  Little Johnny was immediately present to replace little Timmy. He perform admirably. This is all the comments we will be taking at this moment.

                  If you have anymore comment or question please speak to our PR Department. Thank you

                  I miss Keygen songs.
                • Mar 14, 2013
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                  of the 34 keys hes given out so far, i massed a total of 6 steam keys

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                • May 2, 2013
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                  pfffff..... sometimes.... :3