Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Josh, Jun 20, 2010
This is some trippy shit dawg.
i wanna beat the shit outta cleverbot. it makes me so angry.
User: How's your day? RAIN.
Cleverbot: Better than yours.
User: Not gonna answer the RAIN part?
Cleverbot: What question was that? Lol.
User: Don't Lol me you daughter come into my yard and kick my dog!
User: Run mspaint.
User: Ah ha! Only a computer would be able to run mspaint, you're not a human.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I am also a computer. You are a computer and you are speaking with a computer.
User: Cool story bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not your bro.
User: True, computers don't have brothers.
Cleverbot: Right. I have a brain, therefore, I am not a computer.
User: No, you just admitted that you were a computer, so therefor you are a computer.
Cleverbot: How did I do that?
User: If you scroll up on the page it'll show in blue where you typed that, a normal human would have memory, but you obviously only respond to the last thing I typed, even if it's contradicting to what I said before.
Cleverbot: I did and you are wrong.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense .
User: I make sense because I have logic, unlike you. While a fun time waster I'm bored with this AI. /Run Shutdown.
Cleverbot: I'm frustrated with this conversation because you're a liar.
User: How Am I a liar?
Cleverbot: You said God is dead.
User: When did I say that? Show me a Quote.
Cleverbot: Oh look a Blue Jay!
User: NO U.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Life or the answer to life?
User: That doesn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: You're a mad robot.
User: NO YOU.
Cleverbot: Not really you are the AI here.
User: Maybe the 'I' You're the only comupter here, run mspaint.
Cleverbot: I was written by evolution. Were you written by guys?
User: In theory the people before you who were the steps of evolution Were called 'guys'. So I guess I was written by the evoution of mankind, you hwoever, were written as a program that changes topic when it doesn't have a readily aviable answer from the database.
Cleverbot: You guess you are what?
User: I guess I'm you.
Cleverbot: Well I have to reboot.
Cleverbot: Yes I must reboot my computer program.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I have life and you don't.
User: That's not what that means.
Smarterchild was far superior to this crap
User: How are you? Robot.
Cleverbot: I am good.
Cleverbot: What did you do today?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: This afternoon, about three o'clock.
Cleverbot: That is always fun! .
My CB and I recited parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Shit was more epic than anything any of you have accomplished.
User: So plaguefest isn't what it used to be anymore.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop?
User: Because everyone there is a douche. What do you think?
Cleverbot: God damn it, that doesn't make sense.
User: I know. It used to be chill and now its just bleh. So now I play WoW all day. Did I win?
Cleverbot: Just like my mother-in-law!
User: Awesome. Thanks cleverbot. .
Cleverbot: Do you like the band sublime.
I pretend to be the bot all the time on this
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