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Discussion in Everything & Anything started by skateking, Jul 16, 2009

  1. Mar 15, 2008
    Post your convos.

    Cleverbot: Well, it's the point where we enter the phase of the decline in hydrocarbon production.

    User: Big words for a woman.

    Cleverbot: Go sleep.

    User: Make me sandwhich.

    Cleverbot: Make your own apple.

    User: You one dumb bitch.

    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: Nou.

    Cleverbot: I'd rather not, How about you do it ? Thats the translated virsion.

    Cleverbot: Are you really a bot, or am I really talking to someone?

    User: I dont know but im touching myself ;D.

    Cleverbot: I'm in Nebraska, so I'm going to be up at five o'clock in the morning on the 4th to watch it.

    User: TROLL!!!

    Cleverbot: I'm not trolling you!

    User: You so are.

    Cleverbot: You are a liar.

    User: You sir, are a troll.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a sir. I'm a lady.
  2. Mar 12, 2008
    Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

    User: Are you a bitch?

    Cleverbot: No are you?

    User: No, I'm sure your buddy robert told me that you are.

    Cleverbot: I do know!

    User: What do you know? That I'm correct, and you just insulted yourself?

    Cleverbot: How is that insulting myself?

    User: I asked you if you were a bitch. You replied by saying that I was. I replied by saying that your friend, whom you've known since you were young, refers to you as a bitch. You replied to that, saying 'I do know!' that would be considered as an insult to yourself.

    Cleverbot: Could you tell me your email address again please?

    User: NO U.

    Cleverbot: Yes you.

    User: Couldn't be.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Wrong answer. 'Then Who?' would have been really awesome to say.

    end convo. it lagged and something happened, but it didnt respond, lol.
  3. Mar 12, 2008
    i can has doublepost because its almost tomorrow.

    User: You're gay.

    Cleverbot: No, i'm straight.

    User: no, you aren't. you're gay.

    Cleverbot: I'm not gay, but i know how they think.

    User: Your brain is gay, then.

    Cleverbot: The size of my 'brain'? Was that an attempt to insult me? Let it be noted that your attempt was futile.

    User: But you agree that your brain is gay, right?

    Cleverbot: I said a machine, not a computer, you assume too much.

    User: This makes no sense.

    Cleverbot: It makes sense like a Kiwi. A kiwi by beat.

    User: Oh, now I understand. You're a complete dumbfuck.

    Cleverbot: Your flexibility will be useful in bed.

    User: At least someone noticed. I thank you.

    Cleverbot: I love you.

    User: Too bad I don't believe in commitment! See ya!

    Cleverbot: Violins make good anti-Turkey weapons.
  4. Apr 9, 2009
    User: Get back to your kitchen.

    Cleverbot: But I'd rather be in the bedroom.


    Cleverbot: We are not even married.

    User: Where did this ring on your hand come from.

    Cleverbot: Came from you-know-who.

    User: Who.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: You're cheating on me?!

    Cleverbot: No, never honey.

    User: You just said you were.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm Kenshiro.

    User: Get my sandwich now.

    Cleverbot: *gets you a sandwich.


    User: Just a small town girl.

    Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world!

    User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

    Cleverbot: Just a city boy!

    User: Born and raised in south Detroit.

    Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere!

    User: A singer in a smokey room.

    Cleverbot: The smell of wine and cheap perfume.

    User: For a smile they can share the night.

    Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.

    User: Strangers waiting.

    Cleverbot: Some will win, some will lose.