So as some of you may or may not know, I give away a lot of games to folks I know on Steam (recently much to my tremendous dismay...). So because it is no longer in my best interest to give away games (thanks, guy who sent my sister a creepy email), I think I will make people work for it. My idea is a contest. Best joke or best drinking story (not necessarily limited to alcohol-related shenanigans, if you have stories from other...chemicals. I don't judge.) wins a free game off their wishlist. I'd like to establish some loose ground rules: 1) Must have a forum account. Ensures I don't have to spam the zm server chat. 2) One entry per person. 3) Any other applicable rules pertaining to the forum. No one wants to read your Harry Potter/Pikachu/Twilight orgy/slash-fic. If this is amenable to the management, someone can put it in the events forum or whatever in the next week or so. Q: Deer, why give away games? A: Because I can. Q: Why the contest? A: I am supremely bored. Q: What is the rate of change of growth of e. coli given...? A: No. Stop. Caveat on the prize - I pick the game you win. Dealer's choice, after all. So please have a wishlist.