My brother coaches a volleyball team and one of the girl's mom in his team just randomly gave him a box of fortune cookies. They run an Asian restaurant and I guess they just have too much? So I'm munching on these fortune cookies and it was getting boring to just read what and I get I figured it'd be fun to just give one of the fortunes to someone else. I gave the first one to one of our favorite admins in zmod. DILLINGER! This is what he got.