Couple rules: No brony related shit. Actually use an iota of brain power to come up with something original. Keep it funny, clean and/or awesome Okay. you've probably seen me posting on plaguechat and my status about "looking for quotes". This is for a Craftbook "readable bookshelf" plugin for Minecraft. There was a prefab list with literally 1000 quotes, all of them personal points of view and from other famous people. That was retarded and boring to read, especially in a game about surviving/building. With much stress and prodding at Dharkk, I finally have the means to take this work into my own hands, and create "books" that can be read in-game. Each line is a "book" and every time you right-click on a bookcase, it will randomly pick a saying from this list and print it in the user's chat. I am looking for any/all ideas, and would prefer not to have famous quotes, because those are boring, and you are boring for knowing them. Plus there's already a few of them in there. It's mostly filler till i can really get this list up and running. I'm looking for helpful, funny, and quirky things to add to this list. There is no limit, and almost anything will be put into this list (See rules above). You will have a credit attached, so it was known to be said by you. There are exceptions. Anything deemed "retarded" or outright stupid won't be put in. This is something to kill a little bit of time while you're waiting for something to cook/forge and or wait till morning/etc... Either way, like i said there's already a couple of em in there, just don't be a knuckle head. This is in no-count for a reason. LETS GO! Example shown in attached pic.