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How to impress the ladies, by Zenzr

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by LcLovesBlue, Aug 8, 2014

  1. Feb 13, 2014
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    So I was on steam ...

    @Zenzr

    [pF] Zenzr: Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
    [pF] Zenzr: Nice Set of Floppies!
    [pF] Zenzr: If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
    [pF] Zenzr: WebMD says your love is contagious.
    [pF] Zenzr: I'd like to play on your laptop.
    [pF] Zenzr: Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
    [pF] Zenzr: If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
    [pF] Zenzr: Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
    [pF] Zenzr: I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
    [pF] Zenzr: I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
    [pF] Zenzr: I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
    [pF] Zenzr: What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
    [pF] Zenzr: Need me to unzip your files?
    [pF] Zenzr: Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
    [pF] Zenzr: If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
    [pF] Zenzr: My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
    [pF] Zenzr: Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
    [pF] Zenzr: Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
    [pF] Zenzr: If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
    [pF] Zenzr: I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
    [pF] Zenzr: Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
    [pF] Zenzr: Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
    [pF] Zenzr: I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
    [pF] Zenzr: Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
    [pF] Zenzr: One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
    [pF] Zenzr: You can have the portkey to my heart.
    [pF] Zenzr: Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
    [pF] Zenzr: I'd let you handle my wand any day!
    [pF] Zenzr: I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
    [pF] Zenzr: I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
    [pF] Zenzr: If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!
    [pF] Zenzr: I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
    [pF] Zenzr: Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
    [pF] Zenzr: I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
    [pF] Zenzr: You're the Obi-wan for me.
    [pF] Zenzr: "Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
    [pF] Zenzr: If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
    [pF] Zenzr: Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
    [pF] Zenzr: I may look like an Ewok, baby, but I'm all Wookie where it counts.
    [pF] Zenzr: I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.
    [pF] Zenzr: I must still be a moisture farmer... 'cuz I'm getting you wet.*
    [pF] Zenzr: Alright, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!*
    [pF] Zenzr: I'd like to see the insides of your tauntaun.*
    [pF] Zenzr: If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
    [pF] Zenzr: "I'm a Jedi. Really. You wanna see my lightsaber?"
    [pF] Zenzr: You wanna take a ride on my Millenium Falcon baby?
    [pF] Zenzr: Let me show you why they call me The Chosen One.


    The impressive part of it all ....

    [pF] Zenzr: Stupid being mobile I have more I promise.
    LC [pF]: You did all that on mobile?
    LC [pF]: Now I'm impressed
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      LC, Aug 8, 2014 Last edited by LcLovesBlue, Aug 8, 2014
    • Jul 8, 2012
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      I approve. :smile:

      Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk
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      • Jun 11, 2012
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        [IMG]

        between u 2's
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        • Feb 3, 2012
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          Please No
          Please no
        • Oct 11, 2012
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          you did all that on mobile and not one snapchat?

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          • Jan 21, 2011
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            Lol... Snapchat...
          • Jun 27, 2011
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            Ahahaha
          • Dec 27, 2013
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            thats ridiculous you typed all that on mobile o.0

            i`m impressed and schocked at the same time lol
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            • May 31, 2012
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              *taking notes*
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              • Jul 8, 2012
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                Just so everyone knows, @LcLovesBlue and I are official. Thanks to these tips! It really works!
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                • Feb 13, 2014
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                  epi98PA
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                  • Oct 13, 2011
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                  • Jul 8, 2012
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                    It's 100% legit.

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                  • Feb 13, 2014
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                    Pfft no one told me.
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                    • Oct 13, 2011
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                      • Jun 6, 2013
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                        Bravo Zenzr, Thats the only way to get the pussy wet. Any way after seeing this I need an adult.
                      • Sep 14, 2008
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                        Well he got me out of my pants.
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                        • Dec 27, 2012
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                          I RAISED THE FLAG FIRST GOD DAMN IT ZENZR:curse:
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