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If I was a girl.

Discussion in The No Count Section started by Xombie, Jan 2, 2012

  1. Sep 30, 2011
    I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus. Then I would take the dead fetus and put it in a jar full of preservative liquid and place the jar on a shelf in a secret room in my house.
    I would do this until I had the entire room filled with these jars of potato fetus's.
    Then I would have a child, and whenever he was bad I would make him sit inside this fetus room.
  2. Feb 12, 2011
    Wow... dude maybe you're going slightly too far with this.
  3. Sep 30, 2011

    Kids need to be punished.
  4. Mar 25, 2011
    You copied and pasted this from somewhere hahaha
    I saw it on facebook a loooonnnggggggggggg time ago.
    Funny as hell though :tongue:
  5. Sep 30, 2011

  6. Apr 9, 2007
  7. Dec 6, 2011
    This is wayyyy too far and messed up. +1 for the most disturbing post of the week.
  8. Aug 18, 2006
  9. Jul 4, 2011
  10. Oct 27, 2010
    I'm glad to see this section proving itself useful.
  11. Jun 4, 2006
    wait... is the no count section becoming a facebook wall repost section? oh god no
  12. Jul 28, 2011
    There are certain surgical procedures...

    Your dream is in reach.
  13. May 27, 2008
    2007 copypasta
  14. Dec 30, 2011
    The end to the joke

    ...to remind them of how easy it would have been to abort their ass.
  15. Sep 30, 2011

    Close, but not exactly.
    This section of the forums was made with me in mind, and I thank you all for it.
    I will be calling this place home now.
  16. May 27, 2008
    At least do it right and don't try to make it your own works.
  17. Sep 30, 2011
    I never made any claim that it was mine queef. <3

    I'll just reply in this cause I'm lazy as fuck. At least adhere the primary and do it right. You faggot.

    <3 Peter.

    Peter, I don't know why we hate each other so much, but we do.
    Fuck you, Xombie. <3

    127001: ( Just to not bump it :razz:)
    You used "I" a lot :whistling:

    Let's all just start editing this response to reply so we don't bump it.
  18. Mar 12, 2008
    If i was a girl, i could get into clubs for free, i'd get out of parking tickets, and i can get free shit @ stores.

    none of that would happen though because i'd never leave the house.

  19. Sep 26, 2010
    Fapping :thumbsup:
  20. Sep 25, 2010
    Is this supposed to be a joke? I'm really confused.