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If you could be one animal for a day, what would it be?

Discussion in Timeless Trench started by Kinetic, Sep 15, 2012

  1. May 31, 2012
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    I would be a dolphin, because they make sounds. images
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    • Jul 16, 2012
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      I'd be a dog, then I could lick myself without getting weird looks from strangers
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      • Apr 9, 2012
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        I would be an elephant, king of the animals!
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        • Jun 18, 2012
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          Weren't those lions? (But yea sure they're huge and no one really takes on them, except that one pack of lions which turned into elephant hunters.)

          Trust me ... a lot of animals make sounds. At least, last time I watched a documentary.

          As for me, idk what I'd want to be, so many great animals.
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          • Feb 24, 2011
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            A majestic eagle, king of all that flies above.
            Awesome sharp vision as i fly across the mountaintops. Aw yeah!

            inb4 getting sucked into a jet engine.. D:
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            • May 14, 2011
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              I would be a cat. Cause then I could meow and it would be normal.
            • Jan 11, 2012
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              I would be a squid. If you know what I mean ^^
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              • Feb 3, 2012
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                A Creeper.
              • May 15, 2011
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                An anime.
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                • Apr 2, 2011
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                  A human
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                  • Mar 12, 2008
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                    The montauk monster
                  • Oct 29, 2010
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                    I wanna be a rollie pollie!

                    Then I can do the rollie-rollie! And the pollie-pollie! And have stories created about me: the rollie pollie!










                    Then again, I should be a one-eyed snake for a day.
                  • Jul 16, 2012
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                    You'd be a broken image? :smile:
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                    I would be a wolf. ^.^ I bet everyone thought I'd be a kitty.
                  • May 31, 2012
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                    i thought youd be a penguin
                  • May 14, 2011
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                    Meet Retslag:

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                    http://files.sharenator.com/9x1vys4_weirdest_animal_from_madagascar_aye_aye_Random_Animals_Contest-s300x294-50366-580.gif

                    ^ I know what rets googled. He would like the be the weirdest animal.
                  • Jun 26, 2010
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                    I'd be a Mountain Gorilla , so i would be jacked as fuck 24/7. The only predator of gorillas is humans, which are pussies because they use guns. I could take on any human 1 on 1 bare knuckles cause I'm the biggest fucking primate in the world. I would obviously also be trained in gorilla warfare for an even bigger advantage over puny humans. I would be the leading Silverback of my troop, so motherfuckers know whats up. And if we rise up and destroy the humans, i could easily use all the stuff left after the destruction. Birth control pills? that shit works on gorillas too. That mean i get it in with the females and dont have to worry about my family getting big. oh, and by the way thanks for picking all those fruit for us, now we dont have to climb trees and shit. Saves me alot of time considering i can eat as much as 44 pounds of food a day, so i stay jacked to the maximum. Get on my level, noobs.

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                    pic related. look at those triceps, bro.
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                    • Jul 14, 2010
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                      I would be a human and run billy over with a tank. Humans err animalsssss
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                      • Jun 26, 2010
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                        penguins dont even lift.
                      • May 17, 2012
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                        a cat, i mean wtf do they do all day besides be comfy as heck and sleep

                        or a shark, just go around eating shit and terrorizing people