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Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Cursing In Braille, Apr 25, 2009

  1. Aug 8, 2008
    An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside.

    “Nice camel,†says one of his buddies. “Is it male or female?â€

    “Female,†he replies.

    “How can you tell?†asks his friend.

    “Well, on the way over here,†the man explains, “I heard this guy yell, ‘Hey, look at the big pussy on that camel!’â€

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

    "Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.

    "Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

    "That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

    "You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

    "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"

    "Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."

    Harry says, “I can’t wait to get home and rip my wife’s panties off.â€

    Charlie says, “You’re that horny?â€

    Harry says, “No, they€™re that tight on me.â€

    The point is to post jokes.

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