An Iraqi soldier buys a camel, ties it up outside his local bar, and walks inside. â€œNice camel,â€ says one of his buddies. â€œIs it male or female?â€ â€œFemale,â€ he replies. â€œHow can you tell?â€ asks his friend. â€œWell, on the way over here,â€ the man explains, â€œI heard this guy yell, â€˜Hey, look at the big pussy on that camel!â€™â€ A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh. "Do you know what Iâ€™m doing?" he asks. "Yes," she replies. "Youâ€™re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities." "Thatâ€™s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what Iâ€™m doing now?" "Youâ€™re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies. "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what Iâ€™m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "Youâ€™re getting herpesâ€”which is what I came here about in the first place." Harry says, â€œI canâ€™t wait to get home and rip my wifeâ€™s panties off.â€ Charlie says, â€œYouâ€™re that horny?â€ Harry says, â€œNo, they€™re that tight on me.â€ The point is to post jokes. DO IT....DO IT NAO!