Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes! (MUST READ OUT LOUD) 1. That's not right_________________________Sum Ting Wong. 2. Are you harboring a fugitive____________Hu Yu Hai Ding. 3. See me ASAP______________________________Kum Hia. 4. Stupid Man___________________________________Dum Fuk. 5. Small Horse______________________________Tai Ni Po Ni. 6. Did you go to the beach__________________Wai Yu So Tan. 7. I bumped the coffee table________________Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni. 8. I think you need a face lift_____________Chin Tu Fat. 9. It's very dark in here___________________Wai So Dim. 10. I thought you were on a diet____________Wai Yu Mun Ching. 11. This is a tow away zome_________________No Pah King. 12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week__Wai Yu Kum Nao. 13. Staying out of sight____________________Lei Ying Lo. 14. He's cleening his automobile____________Wa Shing Ka. 15. Your body odor is offensive_____________Yu Stin Ki Pu. 16. Great___________________________________Fa Kin Su Pah. ahahaha i'm not trying to be mean. this is just so funny!