With my permission I want to see how hard you can hit me with your most hurtful comments towards my being as a whole. Since I'm welcoming this roasting I find it coincides with the rules of harassment, as it is welcomed and therefore not harassment. Discuss. ex- "Grape, you're a narcissistic, ego-maniacal, dickhead. You're only slightly fit, yet you constantly try to degrade people for their stature and abilities. I feel you are insecure and do not want people to see how sad of a being you truly are." ex- "Grape, what is wrong with your eyebrows? They are enormous. The guy from Fooly Cooly has nothing on those things." My goal is to see how clever your trolling skills are, with comparison to mine, a self-described Master Troll General. I want to see how creative you guys are and maybe I'll give your scumbag self a reward. Don't expect much though, because you are indeed, a scumbag. I was inspired by watching the mean tweets gag on Jimmy Kimmel. I can take it like I dish it.