So today I went to my mailbox and was expecting a package to return an item for warranty. I didn't bother reading the label because it was the size I thought it was supposed to be. Normally I would return any package that came to me and wasn't mine, but this case is a little different... So I open the envelope and inside is not the box I expected but a book. This was not any normal book, it was an erotic novel. I then looked at the label on the envelope and apparently the dumb dumb mailman put my lady neighbors package in my box... So here is the question. Should I give back the book and risk her and my embarrassment or should I just hold on to this stupid book and save everybody the trouble of knowing how desperate this woman is to masturbate about a x-mas story ripe with cheating and unsavory behavior?