Welcome to PlagueFest.com! Log in or Sign up to interact with the Plague Fest community.
  1. Welcome Guest! to interact with the community and gain access to all the site's features.

Now, this is a story all about how

Discussion in The No Count Section started by Jaxified, Mar 14, 2015

  1. Oct 11, 2012
    Posts
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air



    tldr;
    Took a cab.
    Life was crazy.
    Came to new life.
    Became prince.
    Profit.
    • Artistic Artistic x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Wizard! Wizard! x 1
      Jaxified, Mar 14, 2015 Last edited by Jaxified, Mar 14, 2015
    • Feb 8, 2013
      Posts
      Oh my gosh, Jax... I feel you. So sad. You're definitely not asking for attention. You''ll live a good life, make like 10 grand per month, ya know? You definitely "feel". I love you, BB! Don't forget. You're not alone, ok? I love you. I love you so, so much. I feel you. I know you're lonely. You can lie on my legs. You do feel..
      • Friendly Friendly x 1
      • Oct 11, 2012
        Posts
        Me love you long time.
        • Programming King Programming King x 1
        • Feb 3, 2012
          Posts
          [IMG]
          • Wizard! Wizard! x 1
          • Feb 24, 2011
            Posts

            wut
            • Agree Agree x 1
            • Funny Funny x 1
            • Jan 5, 2014
              Posts
              I don't know how, but I'm going to ban -someone- here for racial slurs
              • Funny Funny x 1
              • Jun 11, 2012
                Posts
                [IMG]
                • Funny Funny x 1
                • Oct 29, 2010
                  Posts
                  TAQo12u

                  UGSKL6N
                  • Funny Funny x 2
                  • Feb 3, 2012
                    Posts
                    [IMG]
                    • Good Idea Good Idea x 1
                    • Feb 3, 2012
                      Posts
                      [IMG]
                    • Mar 10, 2014
                      Posts
                      OMG WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, that was great
                    • Feb 3, 2012
                      Posts
                      [IMG]
                    • Oct 11, 2012
                      Posts



                      See video's first comment.
                    • Feb 27, 2012
                      Posts
                      Tony The Tiger, Mar 18, 2015 Last edited by Tony The Tiger, Mar 18, 2015
                    • Tony The Tiger
                      This message by Tony The Tiger has been removed from public view. Deleted by Tony The Tiger, Mar 18, 2015, Reason: ..
                      Mar 18, 2015