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Official Plaguefest pick-up line

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by poopyseed, Nov 2, 2009

  1. Jun 7, 2008
    It has come to my attention that there be but no official Plaguefest pick-up line. I am aware that The Most Interesting Man in the World tells us that the time and place for pick-up lines is "never, you can figure out the place yourself". However, we are not gifted with the title of The Most Interesting Man in the World. So to light a spark in our poetic minds And create a line that will cut through a girl's heart (can be race, culturally, etc specific) like hot butter and a cold knife.
  2. May 31, 2008
    i heard that girls have vaginas. can i try it out?
  3. Sep 21, 2008
    Plaguefest, it's a place where we will still "play" even if there is blood involved.

  4. Jun 7, 2008
    No >:0 i said pick up line like "damn you are one hot spicy roll of tuna. How about we go back to my place where i can clean my chopstick and pick off your rice, lick the seaweed, and feel that warm hot tuna inside"
  5. Dec 17, 2007
    "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
  6. Sep 21, 2008
    You look like my ex.
  7. Mar 12, 2008
    How about we go grab some dinner. then forget the dinner, and i just grab you.

    is that rape
  8. Sep 21, 2008
    Smell this napkin for me, and breathe deeply. I am curious to what that smell is.
  9. May 27, 2008
    Want to join me at a nice dinner tonight? A pretty girl like you deserves it.
  10. Jan 5, 2009
    You must be Windows 95, because you got me so unstable.
  11. Jun 29, 2008
    yo dawg wassup

    and out of curiosity, do people actually use pick up lines? and if so, what is your succession rate? :tard:
  12. Jan 5, 2009
    Baby, a night with me is like September 11th: A little shaky and sad at first, but once I get you in bed, game over!
  13. May 24, 2008
  14. Jan 5, 2009
    Did it hurt? When you fell from the roof of your three story house as a baby, rendering your face utterly useless and unattractive.
  15. Sep 21, 2008
    Baby, you are so gorgeous...it looks like your face was set on fire and someone tried to put it out with a screwdriver.
  16. Aug 8, 2009
    Are those space pants, 'cause your ass looks out of this world!
  17. Aug 8, 2008
    You dumbass. that one sucked donkey cock.

    Taruah that's fucked up. SO dirty so fucked up.

    Pick up lines?

    You shouldn't have to talk to her when she's asleep, that's just creepy.