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Pick up lines and jokes --->

Discussion in Entertainment started by Holtitanjr, Nov 6, 2013

  1. Oct 29, 2013
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    Okay, so I'm big on saying pickup lines to the ladies and telling tons of jokes. So I want to hear what some of y'all have.

    Why did the scare crow win the award??
    Because he was outstanding in his field:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:


    Those clothes must of been 50% off, but back at my house, I can get them 100% off...

    huehuehue





    GO GO GO GO GO
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    • Mar 26, 2012
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      Are you having chest pain? Cause I'd like to do a 12-lead on you.
    • Feb 27, 2012
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      Not sure if this fits in here, but...
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      • Jul 23, 2012
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        Aye gurl, u frum ireland?

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        • Feb 18, 2011
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          • Mar 26, 2012
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            I don't get it. :[
          • Feb 8, 2013
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            There's something on your ass, @Holtitanjr. My eyes.
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            • Mar 26, 2012
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            • Jul 8, 2012
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              Hahahaha. I love anti jokes.

              Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk
            • Oct 4, 2012
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              If this was G-Mod I'd be playing with your body.
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              • Sep 25, 2010
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                • Oct 29, 2013
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                  Lololol keep them coming <3
                • Feb 3, 2012
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                  If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you.

                  Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful.

                  I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning!
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