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Pick up lines

Discussion in Timeless Trench started by Billy The Mutilator, Apr 29, 2013

  1. Jun 26, 2010
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    Post your favorite pickup lines.

    "Are you a beaver? Cause Damn"

    "If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?"
  2. Jun 3, 2012
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    Hey how's it goin'?
  3. Oct 29, 2010
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    • May 27, 2008
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      • Winner Winner x 3
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      • Aug 2, 2010
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        Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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        • Apr 3, 2013
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          Whaddup *insert gangsta version of girls name here*
        • Feb 3, 2012
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            Jed, Apr 29, 2013 Last edited by Jed, Jan 3, 2014
          • Oct 13, 2011
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            Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?


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            • Aug 13, 2012
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              1toamerica
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              • Mar 5, 2013
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                You...Me. PiV.
              • Mar 26, 2012
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                Are you having chest pain? Cause I'd like to do a 12-lead on you.

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                  Emily, Apr 29, 2013 Last edited by Aprz, Apr 29, 2013
                • Dec 28, 2012
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                  Sent From The Land of Ooo.
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                    RetroRiot!, Apr 29, 2013 Last edited by RetroRiot!, Apr 29, 2013
                  • May 15, 2011
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                    Use the right click>View Image function and then copy the url, don't use the page you see it on.

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                    • Dec 28, 2012
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                      Was trying to do it from my phone, but that didn't work out to well. :razz:

                      Thank you for the advice though. I appreciate it.
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                      • Sep 6, 2010
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                        You look nice, be my gf?
                      • Jun 26, 2010
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                        "If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put my dick in oyur ass."
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                        Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen
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                        • Jan 21, 2011
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                          Are you from heaven? Cause I've got an erection.
                        • Oct 29, 2010
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