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Solving the Universe' Greatest Mysteries

Discussion in The No Count Section started by iProbie, May 22, 2014

  1. Apr 1, 2012
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    Let us try to solve the greatest mysteries in our existence, Such as:

    1. What is the purpose of human male's nipples?

    2. Who was the first person to discover cow milk and what was he/she thinking?

    3. In human anatomy, why is the genitals (the entertainment centre) is located next to the anus (the sewage system)?

    4. Is Santa Claus real?

    5. Does defeating a sandwich make it tastier?

    6. How weird is it for a middle-aged man to fap to MILF porn?

    7. Why do humans think of the greatest questions in life while taking a shower?

    8. What's for dinner tonight?

    9. If practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect, then why practice?

    10. Why do feces tend to be cylinders or spherical? Why can't they be octagons or pentagram-shaped?

    Feel free to add or answer these questions
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    • Jun 11, 2012
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      • Feb 3, 2012
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        1. The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo.
      • Apr 1, 2012
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        Doesn't answer the question on what's the purpose.

        Perhaps it is there to be massaged gently or rubbed vigorously, or as a canvas for piercings!
      • Feb 3, 2012
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        Doesn't really have a purpose for men.
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      • Apr 1, 2012
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        How dare thy give up so easily?? Thy shalt not falter and surrender to ignorance.

        Join us, in the quest for ultimate wisdom and revelations as we embark on an endless journey to discover the truth, behind the purpose of men's nipples.

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      • Feb 24, 2011
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        1. What is the purpose of human male's nipples?
        Try using a vacuum cleaner against it. You'll know the purpose in no time.

        2. Who was the first person to discover cow milk and what was he/she thinking?
        Gary Busey, "Gotta jerk that cow. Moo cow, moo!"

        3. In human anatomy, why is the genitals (the entertainment centre) is located next to the anus (the sewage system)?
        So people can go fuck themselves and/or play a fair game of shitdick.
        Ladies however have the option of going ham in their thing. I have a picture of this, but it's something that probably shouldn't be linked/shown in here.

        4. Is Santa Claus real?
        Nope, it's actually been Gary Busey all along.

        5. Does defeating a sandwich make it tastier?
        It can't get tastier after i've defeated it, (Aka eaten it) so i'm afraid not.

        6. How weird is it for a middle-aged man to fap to MILF porn?
        How can it be so weird when hot single soccer-mothers want to meet YOU tonight!?

        7. Why do humans think of the greatest questions in life while taking a shower?
        Because showers are fucking AWESOME!

        8. What's for dinner tonight?
        Nutrition.

        9. If practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect, then why practice?
        "Because you smell like toddlers" - Gary Busey

        10. Why do feces tend to be cylinders or spherical? Why can't they be octagons or pentagram-shaped?
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            Never forgive santa claus.
          • Feb 13, 2014
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            Here I thought I might read something worth while. OP opened very well, but thread detailed immediately after. Sad day.

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          • Mar 29, 2012
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            Fun Fact: Male nipples can lactate
          • Apr 1, 2012
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            You're in PF No Count section, it's kinda like some subreddits with a lot of circlejerking and derailing.
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          • Feb 21, 2007
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            1. What is the purpose of human male's nipples?
            Females are the "default" for humans when developing, and there aren't separate chromosomes for the breast (breast development is mostly hormone controlled).

            2. Who was the first person to discover cow milk and what was he/she thinking?
            Lenord.

            3. In human anatomy, why is the genitals (the entertainment centre) is located next to the anus (the sewage system)?
            Everything comes into your body in the same vicinity, and everything leaves in the same vicinity.

            4. Is Santa Claus real?
            If a deaf Santa falls over in the snow when no one is around, does he still make a sound?

            5. Does defeating a sandwich make it tastier?
            Ask @Luffaren

            6. How weird is it for a middle-aged man to fap to MILF porn?
            Ask @Tony the Tiger!! :D

            7. Why do humans think of the greatest questions in life while taking a shower?
            Cuz you are probably fapping to MILF porn.

            8. What's for dinner tonight?
            Retslag1 does not eat.

            10. Why do feces tend to be cylinders or spherical? Why can't they be octagons or pentagram-shaped?
            Your large intestine has both circular and longitudinal muscles. Circular forms it into a cylindrical shape, and longitudinal propels it along.

            9. If practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect, then why practice?
            The answer is best explained in this video:
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            • Apr 1, 2012
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              1. Again the question was what is the purpose of male nipples, not how did males have nipples.

              2. What was Lenord thinking?

              3. Then how do you explain sweating and nasal mucus, nosebleed and spitting? They don't leave the body from your crotch and ass.

              Meanwhile people are putting stuff like suppositories, water, goat milk and fake dicks up their ass.

              4. Why do you answer a question with a question?

              7. I'm fapping to a lot of styles of porn, why does it have to be MILF?

              8. I thought chicken was the right answer, but your answer was scientifically proven by the standards of scientific method backed with unbiased evidence and peer-reviewed sources and journal. Can't argue with that :dog:

              9. That is almost as bad as Joshy's elites skin

              10. What a sad day, knowing you can't poop out pentagram-shaped droppings or a dragon statue out of my asshole
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              • Jul 20, 2012
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                Where is MH370?
              • Apr 1, 2012
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                THIS! OH GOD, THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION MIGHT UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! SUCH AS WORMHOLES, TELEPORTATION AND ALIENS!