Hello young and old people of Plaugenfest! Today i'll teach you how proper usage of the famous and perhaps infamous word "Swag™" may end up with you drowning in junk jumblies. The good type. Requirements: 1x mustard tube 1x snickers®™ 1dl brewed coffe 1x shirt of choice 1x toilet paper roll™ 2x not giving a fecal matter Method: First off, invert the shirt and lay it down on a table. Take out your mighty mustard tube and squeeze out the magic BaseGod™ word (Swag™) onto the shirt. Once done, take some toilet paper and mash down the text gently. Don't make too much of a mess or it will be all for naught. After the text has gotten smeared in tight and nicely, grab some of that sweet coffe and sprinkle it wherever you desire. To top things off, grab a snickers®™, take one bite and smear the rest of the content along the shirt. There we go! You are now golden to wear it, babey! Result: The operation was a success! I would like to thank my mom and dad for doing things to eachother a few years ago. I would like to thank @Benderius for showing me the way of the mustard, and most of all i'd like to thank YOU for reading this, you hot mustard-babes! So far the ladies seem to avoid me. I'm not really sure why that would be. I've been walking around the workplace most of the afternoon trying to find some good jumble-material but nothing has happened yet. The only reason i can think of is that they all know my dick is small or something. I mean, it just can't be the shirt, no way. I suppose that all mysteries in this world cannot be solved. Either way, the moral of this tutorial is that BaseGod™ is supreme to all. Good luck out there, fellas!