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Swag™ equals getting all the men/ladies in life

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Luffaren, Sep 11, 2015

  1. Feb 24, 2011
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    Hello young and old people of Plaugenfest!
    Today i'll teach you how proper usage of the famous and perhaps infamous word "Swag™" may end up with you drowning in junk jumblies. The good type.

    Requirements:
    1x mustard tube
    1x snickers®™
    1dl brewed coffe
    1x shirt of choice
    1x toilet paper roll™
    2x not giving a fecal matter

    Method:
    First off, invert the shirt and lay it down on a table.
    Take out your mighty mustard tube and squeeze out the magic BaseGod™ word (Swag™) onto the shirt.

    t-shirt (1)

    Once done, take some toilet paper and mash down the text gently. Don't make too much of a mess or it will be all for naught.
    After the text has gotten smeared in tight and nicely, grab some of that sweet coffe and sprinkle it wherever you desire.
    To top things off, grab a snickers®™, take one bite and smear the rest of the content along the shirt.

    t-shirt (2)

    There we go!
    You are now golden to wear it, babey!

    Result:
    The operation was a success!
    I would like to thank my mom and dad for doing things to eachother a few years ago. I would like to thank @Benderius for showing me the way of the mustard, and most of all i'd like to thank YOU for reading this, you hot mustard-babes!

    t-shirt (3)

    So far the ladies seem to avoid me. I'm not really sure why that would be. I've been walking around the workplace most of the afternoon trying to find some good jumble-material but nothing has happened yet.
    The only reason i can think of is that they all know my dick is small or something. I mean, it just can't be the shirt, no way.
    I suppose that all mysteries in this world cannot be solved.

    Either way, the moral of this tutorial is that BaseGod™ is supreme to all.
    Good luck out there, fellas!
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    • Jan 21, 2011
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      Have my babies
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      • Feb 8, 2013
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        I can't stand your fagness. Do you know how fag you sound right now?
      • Jan 21, 2011
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        If you're not fag for luff, you're wrong.
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        • May 2, 2013
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          i second this... how... how can you resist the sexy sweden random voice...
        • Jun 11, 2012
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          If you are not gay for Luffaren, you are not happy for Luffaren


          Another thing

          What in Carlton Banks led you to do this? You are at work, someone took the pic, why and how and just plain why.
        • Feb 24, 2011
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          Raaaawr!

          I woke up this morning, opened the fridge and noticed that i had a tube of mustard. It gave me some thoughts about what i could do different in life.
          I mailed the images to our HR director, and it's now up on the workplace public facebook thingie.
          Good stuff in general.
        • Mar 10, 2014
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          i need a shirt like that, maybe then i can have have the coolnes that Luffy does. #FagForLuffy
        • Jun 11, 2012
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          The April Fools that happened to me is posted big in our internal social website big and bold.

          Dang Corporate.
        • Feb 2, 2014
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          At least, you have a good sense of humor. xD
        • Feb 24, 2011
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          You clearly haven't seen my actual dick.
          Sorry.
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          • Jun 11, 2012
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            • Wizard! Wizard! x 1
            • Dec 27, 2012
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              Why are you so gosh dang fine fellow Swede.
            • Feb 8, 2013
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              Another gay one.
            • Mar 12, 2015
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              What the fuck is a tube of mustard?
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              • Aug 7, 2012
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                I don't even...
              • Jul 8, 2012
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                Alright I'm in the club. Sign me up.

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              • Apr 26, 2015
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                Fuk yea this got me so hard.
              • Mar 12, 2015
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                What have you done to me cara