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Targetization of the SLWC

Discussion in The No Count Section started by Kyro, Aug 22, 2016

  1. Apr 26, 2015
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    (Space Lizard Wizard Contingency) [For all those uncultured with current news]

    With the banization of fellow wizard (level 120 I will add) it is obvious the targetization to rid of fellow space lizard wizards is in effect. We will not tolerate this targetization, and wage war against the commoners. May this day mark the truth revelation, and the uprising of the docile space wizards.

    We will not go unnoticed, we will regain our strength, and we will rise. 20 level 20 blizzards will reign down from wizards.

    If you fight the wizard, the lizard bites back.
  2. Jun 14, 2016
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    Kyro high as fuck.
  3. Oct 13, 2011
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    We shitposin ?

    Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

    Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
  4. Apr 26, 2015
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    I blasted some PCP in the afternoon and thought I was speaking in a dream.