Well the Pats lost so in anger here is a tutorial. For those who don't know, a Batch file is a text file containing a series of commands to be executed by Command Prompt (CMD). When a batch file is run, CMD reads the file and executes its commands. You are thinking what de fuq do I care? Batch can help you remove malware by killing malicious processes, helping you get to hidden directories where malware is hiding and it can help you optimize your computer when you want to stop certain processes when you are playing a game. Now, open up notepad. notepad++ or whatever you use. We will start with the echo command which displays text like the print command in other languages.Code: echo ur echo Kyle should approve this tutorial pause Save it as (whatever i don't care) abut make sure you include .bat at the end and save it to all files. Run it and you notice it displays the text you typed. Gay huh? Well make it more annoying. We will now mess with the goto command which will automatically refer to what ever you want it to, weather it be a word, a command, just make sure you use a colon at the beginning. echo off :chickens echo Fuckwad of text; Press Ctrl+C to stop goto :chickens [/code] Next there is a start command which starts a process (or an exe). Just type in exactly how it is spelled and things will work out. The same thing works for the command taskkill. If you want to completely stop a task or process include /f /im before giving the file name.Code: echo off :whoa taskkill /f /im explorer.exe start explorer.exe goto whoa Lets hope you read this before actually trying that out. You need to know directories now, so lets start by telling you what it means. When you open CMD you see there is a path like C:\Windows\System32 or along the lines of that. It is used so when you execute a command like start it will look for the exe in system32. To change directories to a program file like steam doCode: echo off cd C:\Program Files\Steam start steam.exe OR FOR 64BIT echo off cd C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam start steam.exe I dun forgot the if statement! It works like any other language. If Kyle=Sexy then goto :end. Example: Code: echo off :top if (%1)==() goto end echo Value is "%1" and still running... shift goto top :end Why would you use this? if statements make your code cooler and lets say I made an optimizer. If the task was already ended or was never up in the first place then you can make it so if its not there then skip it. If you feel these explanations are too simple for you (probably because of prior experience with batch or coding in general) Use the help command in CMD and learn everything in there, When someone asks me to add something I will and if I feel I missed something I will add on to it too. Thanks for reading my random ass tut. And I hate you BB for fucking with my code.