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Win 'Portal+Portal2'

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Ghost, May 13, 2012

What server do you play on?

Poll closed May 15, 2012.
Mg 14 vote(s) 38.9%
Ze 18 vote(s) 50.0%
Zm 4 vote(s) 11.1%
  1. May 14, 2011
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    So with the recent DLC2 on Portal I saw loads of people wanted the game. So I decided to make this competition.
    The prize for this competition is 1 copy of the “Portal+Portal2” bundle.

    To enter all you need to do is post a pF related joke under here. It can be anything funny, doesn’t have to be a joke just as long as it’s funny and original.

    If you get 3 positive ratings on your joke then you will be entered to the random.org prize draw.


    There is no-limit to the number of people doing this competition.

    To make it fair and let everyone from every time zone have a go at this competition the entries will close at 23:00GMT on Tuesday 13/05/12


    If you want to win the bundle but already have Portal+Portal2 I will give it to you anyway and you can decide what to do with it. I suggest another competition or you pass it down to second place.

    Have fun!

    Please note: All jokes that are copied and pasted off the internet or not pF related at all will not count.

    *EDIT* You can have as many entries as you want! Each funny post will count as an extra chance to win!


    *EDIT2* Jokes I think are WINNER will also be added to the list.


    *EDIT3* 10 positive ratings will give you an automatic entry to the second competition for the bundle I will be doing OR a second entry to this comp. You decide!

    *EDIT4* Competition extended by 1 day.


    *EDIT5* Entries are now closed!!!

    I will setup a live stream so all of you can see the winner being selected (15 mins after entries are in)


    Entires (Final Sweep is complete)
    Entry number - Name - Post #ID

    1. @CastleX #2
    2. @Marshall #3
    3. @Alias8818 #4
    4. @Luffaren #5
    5. @Tony Montana #6
    6. @[T_T] #8
    7. @Quietly Yell #9
    8. @That Guy #11
    9. @That Guy #13
    10. @Yahoo #17
    11. @Quietly Yell #18
    12. @Yahoo #19
    13. @Yahoo #19
    14. @RainbowDash #28
    15. @Anathema #45 (one more for double entry)
    16. @Marshall #71
    17. @Vadleon #79 (two more for double entry)
    18. @Never Enough #87
    19. @Richard420 #107

    ...list is complete, worry if your not on it yet. (tell me before drawing)



    @Vadleon has won. Congratz!
    Ghost, May 13, 2012 Last edited by Ghost1995, May 15, 2012
  2. Jan 28, 2012
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    This map is a classic.
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Mar 6, 2012
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      Not so good at jokes....

      Why did the zombie stop going to the funny shack?

      The jokes were killing him.

      I know, I know!
      • Funny Funny x 4
      • Mar 5, 2012
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        Top comments from ZE and ZM:

        ZE:
        • "So long, gay boy!"
        • "Hold, hold!"
        • "Fall Back!"
        • "Look towards the sun, and hold down D!"
        • "NADES!"
        • "Noob materia" or "Fail materia" or "Don't pick up materia if you don't know how to use it"
        ZM:
        • "I'm friendly!"
        • "Don't break my cade, faggot"
        • "Dude, STFU child? How old are you anyways?"
        • "Stop jumping on my head!"
        • "Beacon Please" or "Bacon Please"
        • Funny Funny x 4
        • Feb 24, 2011
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          I believe it's time to use this picture from when we tested the "medusa look/stone system" for serpentis_temple.
          I'll let it speak for itself.

          pF_medusa
          • Funny Funny x 6
          • Jul 4, 2011
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            "Alright guys, we need to defend right here!"
            • Funny Funny x 5
            • May 14, 2011
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              Guys you know your supposed to vote for other peoples things if you find them funny. xD

              Its not just me whos ment to rate them on how funny they are :razz:

              There must be loads of inside jokes I don't get yet :razz:
              • Funny Funny x 1
              • Feb 11, 2012
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                ZE:
                "Taking fire, need assistance!"
                • Funny Funny x 7
                • Dec 6, 2011
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                  How many Retslag's does it take to screw in some light bulbs?

                  An infinite many, Haplo will break every one.

                  • Funny Funny x 4
                  • Winner Winner x 1
                    Brett, May 13, 2012 Last edited by Quietly Yell, May 13, 2012
                  • May 14, 2011
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                    ahahhahahahha loooool

                    (the funny rating just wasn't enough for that :razz:)
                  • Aug 1, 2011
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                    Alright guys, don't grab ultima! DON'T GRAB IT! LEAVE IT THERE! *someone grabs it and gets zombified*

                    Tony:
                    [IMG]
                    • Funny Funny x 6
                    • Dec 2, 2011
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                      Agreed.
                    • Aug 1, 2011
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                      I just thought of this one after I posted my ZE one. This is for everyone in MG.

                      "Alright everyone, look up! Falling rocks!!!"
                      • Funny Funny x 3
                      • Winner Winner x 1
                      • Dec 2, 2011
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                        So how many times do you to purchase admin before it sticks? Too many Cuz Faplo Keeps deleting the CFG!
                        • Funny Funny x 1
                        • Apr 10, 2011
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                          ZE
                          'Fall back guys, fall back'
                        • Apr 27, 2012
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                          I dont really know any plaguefest jokes but plaguefest i more orientated around CSS so..........

                          You know you are playing CSS too much when you;

                          You leave your house in the morning through a freshly-smashed back window

                          Flashbang the family toilet, just incase someone is 'squatting' in there already

                          You feel naked leaving home without Kevlar & Helmet on

                          You sit on your roof with an empty Aluminum Foil Roll 'sniping' passers by

                          When everytime you enter a lift, you shout 'FIRE IN THE HOLE!' and fart till your arse goes red'

                          On the bus, you scream "Stick Together Team"

                          After you 'use' the 4 grannies at a bus stop you spotted, you expect them to say "Ok, lets go!"

                          You find $190 in your pocket and ask you spouse for a tenner to get a FlashBang

                          You hear Footsteps and prepare for all-out Combat

                          You drive crouched

                          After boarding a plane, you just know some bastard is in the cargo with a loaded MP5Navy

                          You start strafing around shopping malls

                          You leave your sunroof open so you can leap out when things get heavy

                          There are some days when you just cant defuse the 'package' you found in the toilet

                          when your friend tells you he's just returned from a 3 week camping trip and you think hes a looser
                          • Funny Funny x 1
                          • Richard420
                            This message by Richard420 has been removed from public view. Deleted by Richard420, May 13, 2012, Reason: Stupid..
                            May 13, 2012
                          • May 5, 2011
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                            Hahaha loving the retslag joke...

                            Joke:
                            Nobody ever reads the rules for pF except when they get post an abuse thread.


                            If you had to lay down between a hot woman and Richard who would you turn your back to?
                            • Funny Funny x 3
                            • Winner Winner x 1
                            • Dec 6, 2011
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                              During map vote:

                              ~30 Seconds voted
                              *Tony Montana from Sweden has Disconnected.*

                              ~Dust Escape voted
                              *Tony Montana from Sweden has Disconnected.*

                              ~Rollermine Factory voted
                              *Tony Montana from Sweden has Disconnected.*

                              ~Minas/Mako/Paranoid are voted....

                              Tony:
                              [IMG]
                              [IMG]
                              asdasdadasd
                              [IMG]
                              [IMG]
                              [IMG]
                              [IMG]
                              • Funny Funny x 5
                              • Winner Winner x 1
                              • May 5, 2011
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                                All this while playing car_survival a few months ago.

                                @Brian
                                @Richard420

                                [Sourcemod] Brian Froze all Players.

                                [Sourcemod] Brain Slapped all Players.

                                [Sourcemod] Richard+Sam Froze all Players.

                                [Sourcemod] Brian kicked Richard+Sam "What the f**k are you doing?"
                                • Funny Funny x 11
                                • Winner Winner x 2
                                  Hevn, May 13, 2012 Last edited by Yahoo, May 13, 2012
                                • May 14, 2011
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                                  Changed the rule slightly because some good jokes aren't being rated :razz: this will mean more people get into the list.