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Worst date ever...

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Carnifex, Dec 15, 2009

  1. Jul 27, 2008
  2. Jun 7, 2008
    I don't know what this guy's problem is but the restrooms in my school, especially the new buildings and the library. Shits fucking clean, prolly cleaner than mine at home.
  3. Feb 21, 2007
    that was the best date ever.
  4. Aug 8, 2009
    Lol, that's why you always go to the bathroom before you go on a date xD
  5. Jul 14, 2008
    hahaha thats too funny, he even uses pics to describe it. Its hard to believe its a real story >.<
  6. Jun 4, 2006
    you'd think he wouldn't be so comical with his illustrations if he was genuinely upset about the matter. :mellow:

    also who the fuck uses a pee bottle?
  7. Mar 12, 2008
    1. Sit on Toilet
    2. Stick your boner into the bowl
    3. Take your combo
    4. Feel like a man
    5. Win date.

    also...who uses a pee bottle.

    a bodybuilding pussy that needs to piss in a plastic cup. that's who.
  8. Sep 21, 2008
  9. Aug 18, 2006
    Yeah, but haven't you ever been so hard that it hurts to bend your boner into the toilet bowl?

    Anyways, I lol'ed hard at the story.
  10. Sep 21, 2008
    Someone I used to know used be so addicted to cs that he had a gallon with him so he didn't have to take bathroom breaks.
  11. Dec 15, 2009
    I pee in cans that I find on my desk, I just hate it when I knock em over and get piss all on my keyboard :/
  12. Aug 18, 2006
    Don't you hate it when you take a sip from a soda can and it's not quite what you expected? :razz:
  13. Aug 8, 2009
    LolOLOlololol a pee cans/bottles are only good for road trips xD
  14. Aug 8, 2008
    RAY! Dude Hey!


    "anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself?"

    That Fucking topped it. :razz:

    What a fuck up.