Sig.

You must start eating your porch fern for maximum effect.

u has teh dinoz? gimme :D

I hate it when senseless Christians come to my door. I usually just go: Hey man, you see that cross in my backyard? I am burning Christians. It's for religious reasons I swear. Do you want to volunteer to sacrificial rites? I would be more than happy to take those papers off you and use them to get that fire cracking. Just hop on that cross and let's sacrifice you to the gods! The man generally goes: Your going to hell, stop criticizing my religion, or one time I insulted a Christian so badly that he said "God is gonna fuck you up." I replied with "BLASHPHEMY!" And of course closed the door :D.

Masturbating is generally easier with condoms, wouldn't you agree?
(pun)

When Glenn is talking to Maggie about how he was being lowered into the well, he felt like he was playing Portal.

Yes, you're like four episodes behind at least.

What are you talking about Kyle? O.o

You have.

waaaaaaay too long

I know, brah.

OMFG WE CAN ADD COMENTS NO WAI!!