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How do I get out of this besides death?

syrup of ipecac, IT IS THE ANSWER TO ALL

The fuck?

Disney is the shit yo.

change your birthday, fake sick, etc

disneyland/world/whatever is boring now

Disneyland is the happiest place in the world. I think its coz of all the weed people smoke there though.

change the year on all of your calenders and time telling devices to the year 2010

They notified my mom about this.

Do they know I'm 19? D:

Say you're an illegal and have a birthday bash in Mexico.

Get deported then tell mexico your a legal citizen on america free trip to mexico!

you ARE?

that product is discontinued.

no.... well depends what state you live in.....

Yeah.. D:

Lol I thought I was older than you.

's a tad bit weird

dude i totally thought you were like 32. this explains so much. anyway if you have to go, go wit crutches so you can cut in line. you can get in and out in like 2 hours (that's what she said)

What do you think of Kanye West?

Um I'm not certain who he is. He was the black guy i that one episode of southpark with the seafood right? I didn't think the episode made any sense. Like who doesn't like fish sticks? I love them especially at this restaurant in Sf by the presidio called Liverpool Lil's. The fish and chips are so good there. My mouth is watering just thinking about fish-sticks.

Anyway what do you think Caster Semenya? Or how about the inability of NFL refs to make good possession calls that overturn TD's that could have led to a Raiders victory? Do you like Matt & Kim's album? How about long walks on the beach?

Matty's a big boy now!