A checklist

http://attuworld.com/just-attu/how-to-make...oman-happy.html

yup :tard:

true story bro.

but, i also require that the woman not talk so much.
(<--pew pewing is acceptable)

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


is that really worth complaining about

yes

seconded

Nah, I trained myself not to forget those sort of things because I would emo rage if/when people forget mine

I think I might be a woman.

I just play it out like "of course I remember its our anniversary I was trying to see if you did too!"

yeah, that never really worked for me >.>

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Leave.



i added 3.

in other news

http://attuworld.com/fun/things-that-are-d...when-drunk.html

lol
My Favorite: Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?

:tard: