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Attention whoring at it's finest

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Milkman, Aug 7, 2009

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  1. Milkman
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    [IMG]

    I love the caption on the website too

    "First off, its all fun and games til someone has to get 13 stitches on their vagina. Secondly, Jason should really get his barbed wire penis checked out. Thirdly, this is why people use AIM/iChat and not Facebook."
    Milkman, Aug 7, 2009
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  2. SiTrik
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    thats hot
    SiTrik, Aug 7, 2009
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  3. taurah
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    attention whoring + whoring at its finest.

    srsly who posts stuff like this on facebook.

    /facepalm
    taurah, Aug 7, 2009
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  4. obZen
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    Question:

    Do those stitches count as genital piercings?

    And am I the only person trying to figure out the mechanics of how this happened?
    obZen, Aug 7, 2009
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  5. kiki
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    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
    kiki, Aug 7, 2009
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  6. SiTrik
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    she slipped off of jason.
    SiTrik, Aug 7, 2009
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  7. Milkman
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    Like the caption says, unless the guy has barbed wire on his dick I dont see how it could happen, or how you could even "slip" when you're doing something like that...
    Milkman, Aug 7, 2009
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  8. poopyseed
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    Learn to finish your sentences, keeks.
    Maybe Jason isn't a man.
    poopyseed, Aug 8, 2009
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  9. SiTrik
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    /facepalm
    SiTrik, Aug 8, 2009
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  10. poopyseed
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    Learn to use visual references, striiks.

    [IMG]
    poopyseed, Aug 8, 2009
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  11. Dani
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    Jesus Christ...This made my day ROFL
    Dani, Aug 8, 2009
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  12. white_zombe
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    all I can say is....she musta been riding him hard.
    white_zombe, Aug 8, 2009
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  13. Taters
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    this,


    and depending on the position, too.

    lol @ split vag.
    Taters, Aug 8, 2009
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  14. white_zombe
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    I'm thinking cowgirl...or he was carrying her when she slipped, and then possibly got caught on him. Thinking gravity did the rest.
    white_zombe, Aug 8, 2009
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  15. Milkman
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    Or she's lying and is an attention whore, like the point of my post. :tard:

    Really though, I dunno how a girl can split her vagina during sex by slipping unless the guy has a fucking blade on his penis. (think se7en)
    Milkman, Aug 8, 2009
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  16. Taters
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    what im thinking is she slipped off of him, and landed splits-style.

    like


    ||

    /\

    __


    if you know what i mean
    Taters, Aug 8, 2009
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  17. Sig.
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    Fucking lol'd.
    Sig., Aug 8, 2009
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  18. poopyseed
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    I don't think landing on a spit would spit ur vag. If ever thats the case she would have tore her hamstrings. Either jason is a machine of sexual pleasure or (insert object here) or she fell on something
    poopyseed, Aug 8, 2009
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  19. Viva La Border Patrol
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    Dude you can't split a vagina from a split, hell every gymnist would be fucked if that was the case. Also i call bs on the whole thing except her having no life but to put up a thing on how loose she is. Hell why didn't she just say if i jumped out of a airplane my labia minora can act as a parachute. sad, just sad...
    Viva La Border Patrol, Aug 8, 2009
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  20. brownieapple
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    nice trix? right? i cant tell really? in yo avatar
    brownieapple, Aug 8, 2009
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