Cake of the Nations

I'm that guy thats mostly in the front on every zombie escape map ever made shouting things like "I'm the best"

"Hey no it's me the best!"

But then I joined.

until you fall through one of the bridges in the POTC map.

Hi Nations You need to tell me how to get troll and creeper face.

You cant be best, Russia is best.

Actually, dutchies are the best at zombie escape.

No I'm always the first one then I
sacrifice my life so u can win !!!

If he the dutch are so great how come they aint got no nukes.

Quebec is the best. We has zombies at Haloween!

But never forget In Soviet Russia Zombie Escape You

We don't need nukes, we have weed.

Cool, so countries like America and Russia are out pwning noob countries and getting paper ALL DAY SON, while the dutch sit around smoking weed and eating cheesy poofs.

Yep, pretty much that's why russians are considered war lovers.
(Not saying that myself)

ALPHA MALES YO, we aint never scurred.

Last time I checked the country of New Cakeland destroyed the American-Russian alliance in the Great Cake Race of 09', plus we beat Dutch rates of weed production, and sales

Wait, isn't the money in sinbabwe or w/e it's called like, worth nothing? xD