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Canada is better than the U.S

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Taters, Feb 14, 2010

  1. Mar 12, 2008
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    Clean air

    Free Healthcare

    Beautiful women

    i wanna move to canada.

    also the U.S. Fails atm.

    also everyone else feel free to add to the list.
  2. Dec 20, 2008
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    miffed about living in L.A.
  3. May 27, 2008
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    miffed about L.A. women looking like their father kicked them with boots when they were kids.
  4. Jun 4, 2006
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    -Higher prices (esp alcohol)
    -Colder weather
    -Guns are illegal
    -Very high taxes which leads to their $ hungry gov
    -No culture / national identity
    -Shitty public transportation
    -Part French
    -Avril Lavigne & Tom Cruise
    -They secretly wish they were part of the USA but don't admit it but rather ensue bashing the USA to make up for their lack of pride in their shit hole of a country.
    -National Anthem sucks dick
    -They fail at opening ceremonies
    -eh
  5. Jul 14, 2008
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    LOL
  6. May 27, 2008
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    Why the fuck did you take out '- Toilet paper is too soft'?
  7. Jun 4, 2006
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    Cause I actually kind of enjoy some softies once in a while, I don't want to be hypocritical.
  8. Jan 13, 2010
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  9. May 24, 2008
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    - Asian chicks
  10. Dec 20, 2008
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    -vancouver is a beautiful city which i applied to college in
    -canada spawns some great bands and musicians.
  11. Jan 1, 2008
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    Rush!
  12. Sep 21, 2008
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    I have been to canada many times because I have relatives there. Brian pretty much said everything I was thinking about why it fails.

    Canada sucks harder than an industrial vacuum cleaner.

    srs.
  13. Aug 27, 2008
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    I fell apart laughing at this
  14. Jan 13, 2010
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    Well, why can't I own a canadian??
  15. May 27, 2008
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    THERE ARE THOSE WHO THINK THAT LIFE IS NOTHING LEFT TO CHANCE. HEY!
  16. Aug 8, 2009
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    There are those who think that
    life has nothing left to chance;
    a holy host of horrors
    do direct our aimless dance.
    A planet of playthings,
    we dance on the strings
    of powers we cannot perceive.

    You can choose a ready guide
    in some celestial voice.
    If you choose not to decide,
    you still have made a choice.

    You can choose from phantom fears
    an kindness that can kill.
    I will choose a path that's clear.
    I will choose freewill.

    ?
  17. Jun 7, 2008
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    French Women
    Can still legally import Chinese tigr SVDs
    Not that fat
    Has moose
    Ellen Page