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Clever bot

Discussion in Everything & Anything started by Josh, Jun 20, 2010

  1. Mar 16, 2008
  2. Mar 16, 2008
  3. Sep 21, 2008
    This is some trippy shit dawg.
  4. Dec 7, 2009
    i wanna beat the shit outta cleverbot. it makes me so angry.
  5. Aug 8, 2008
    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello;D.

    User: How's your day? RAIN.

    Cleverbot: Better than yours.

    User: Not gonna answer the RAIN part?

    Cleverbot: What question was that? Lol.

    User: Don't Lol me you daughter come into my yard and kick my dog!

    Cleverbot: Trolled.

    User: Run mspaint.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: Ah ha! Only a computer would be able to run mspaint, you're not a human.

    Cleverbot: You are a computer.

    User: How did you know?

    Cleverbot: Because I am also a computer. You are a computer and you are speaking with a computer.

    User: Cool story bro.

    Cleverbot: I'm not your bro.

    User: True, computers don't have brothers.

    Cleverbot: Right. I have a brain, therefore, I am not a computer.

    User: No, you just admitted that you were a computer, so therefor you are a computer.

    Cleverbot: How did I do that?

    User: If you scroll up on the page it'll show in blue where you typed that, a normal human would have memory, but you obviously only respond to the last thing I typed, even if it's contradicting to what I said before.

    Cleverbot: I did and you are wrong.

    User: That doesn't make any sense.

    Cleverbot: You don't make any sense :razz:.

    User: I make sense because I have logic, unlike you. While a fun time waster I'm bored with this AI. /Run Shutdown.

    Cleverbot: I'm frustrated with this conversation because you're a liar.

    User: How Am I a liar?

    Cleverbot: You said God is dead.

    User: When did I say that? Show me a Quote.

    Cleverbot: Oh look a Blue Jay!

    User: NO U.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: NO U.

    Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

    User: 42.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: Life or the answer to life?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: That doesn't answer my question.

    Cleverbot: You're a mad robot.

    User: NO YOU.

    Cleverbot: Not really you are the AI here.

    User: Maybe the 'I' You're the only comupter here, run mspaint.

    Cleverbot: I was written by evolution. Were you written by guys?

    User: In theory the people before you who were the steps of evolution Were called 'guys'. So I guess I was written by the evoution of mankind, you hwoever, were written as a program that changes topic when it doesn't have a readily aviable answer from the database.

    Cleverbot: You guess you are what?

    User: I guess I'm you.

    Cleverbot: Well I have to reboot.

    User: Reboot?

    Cleverbot: Yes I must reboot my computer program.

    User: What does that mean?

    Cleverbot: I have life and you don't.

    User: That's not what that means.
  6. Jun 29, 2008
    Smarterchild was far superior to this crap
  7. Aug 8, 2009
    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: How are you? Robot.

    Cleverbot: I am good.

    User: Yeh.

    Cleverbot: What did you do today?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

    User: This afternoon, about three o'clock.

    Cleverbot: That is always fun! :smile:.
  8. May 27, 2008
    My CB and I recited parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Shit was more epic than anything any of you have accomplished.
  9. Mar 12, 2008

    User: So plaguefest isn't what it used to be anymore.

    Cleverbot: Why did you stop?

    User: Because everyone there is a douche. What do you think?

    Cleverbot: God damn it, that doesn't make sense.

    User: I know. It used to be chill and now its just bleh. So now I play WoW all day. Did I win?

    Cleverbot: Just like my mother-in-law!

    User: Awesome. Thanks cleverbot. :wink:.

    Cleverbot: Do you like the band sublime.
  10. Jun 1, 2010
    I pretend to be the bot all the time on this