User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello;D. User: How's your day? RAIN. Cleverbot: Better than yours. User: Not gonna answer the RAIN part? Cleverbot: What question was that? Lol. User: Don't Lol me you daughter come into my yard and kick my dog! Cleverbot: Trolled. User: Run mspaint. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Ah ha! Only a computer would be able to run mspaint, you're not a human. Cleverbot: You are a computer. User: How did you know? Cleverbot: Because I am also a computer. You are a computer and you are speaking with a computer. User: Cool story bro. Cleverbot: I'm not your bro. User: True, computers don't have brothers. Cleverbot: Right. I have a brain, therefore, I am not a computer. User: No, you just admitted that you were a computer, so therefor you are a computer. Cleverbot: How did I do that? User: If you scroll up on the page it'll show in blue where you typed that, a normal human would have memory, but you obviously only respond to the last thing I typed, even if it's contradicting to what I said before. Cleverbot: I did and you are wrong. User: That doesn't make any sense. Cleverbot: You don't make any sense . User: I make sense because I have logic, unlike you. While a fun time waster I'm bored with this AI. /Run Shutdown. Cleverbot: I'm frustrated with this conversation because you're a liar. User: How Am I a liar? Cleverbot: You said God is dead. User: When did I say that? Show me a Quote. Cleverbot: Oh look a Blue Jay! User: NO U. Cleverbot: What? User: NO U. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: 42. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Life or the answer to life? Cleverbot: Yes! User: That doesn't answer my question. Cleverbot: You're a mad robot. User: NO YOU. Cleverbot: Not really you are the AI here. User: Maybe the 'I' You're the only comupter here, run mspaint. Cleverbot: I was written by evolution. Were you written by guys? User: In theory the people before you who were the steps of evolution Were called 'guys'. So I guess I was written by the evoution of mankind, you hwoever, were written as a program that changes topic when it doesn't have a readily aviable answer from the database. Cleverbot: You guess you are what? User: I guess I'm you. Cleverbot: Well I have to reboot. User: Reboot? Cleverbot: Yes I must reboot my computer program. User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: I have life and you don't. User: That's not what that means.
User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you? Robot. Cleverbot: I am good. User: Yeh. Cleverbot: What did you do today? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you? User: This afternoon, about three o'clock. Cleverbot: That is always fun! .
My CB and I recited parts of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Shit was more epic than anything any of you have accomplished.
User: So plaguefest isn't what it used to be anymore. Cleverbot: Why did you stop? User: Because everyone there is a douche. What do you think? Cleverbot: God damn it, that doesn't make sense. User: I know. It used to be chill and now its just bleh. So now I play WoW all day. Did I win? Cleverbot: Just like my mother-in-law! User: Awesome. Thanks cleverbot. . Cleverbot: Do you like the band sublime.