favorite tobacco

Gross!

Disregard tobacco, acquire cannabis.

Also fuck LSD, fuck that shit to hell. It is relatively safe as long as you aren't a dumbass. You do get a strong feeling that nothing can hurt you, you can look at the ground from a ledge and think shiiit i can jump this shit and i wont even get hurt.. i guess that's why people have jumped off buildings, but im sure those were related to bad trips. Users of LSD say it goes 2 days, great or horrible. Either you have a good trip or a bad one and the bad ones are REALLY bad. Also it can be stored in your fat cells and activate trips later if that fat is used as energy, this is rare as fuck but LSD users have reported flashbacks and re-trips.

First and only time I did LSD I took 4 hits and licked the tin foil clean, this was a bad decision for someone with a super low tolerance to anything, and after I did that, I drove to Six Flags. Ended up staring at a penguin for ~10minutes and doing a bunch of other stuff but man LSD fucked me up, I couldn't even order food I had to have a friend do it for me. On the boat ride that falls and splashes i got soaked and didn't give a fuck, as I left the ride other people were shooting me with water guns and i walked right through them, didn't even realize i could easily avoid them. Also people look really weird. I sat down and these two presumably jewish boys started beatboxing intensely, shit just about blew my mind at the time. Oh and the six flags dancing guy was there, he looked soooooo real and when he started dancing spontaneously to loud music i couldn't take it.

If you do LSD, 1) don't do a lot, 2) do it early in the day, 3) don't drink too much, 4) make sure you eat even if you aren't hungry, 5) don't go to an amusement park

explained:

1) shit can fuck you up, make you feel like you're wearing shackles, etc, it's not fun when you do too much.
2) Trips can last anywhere from ~12 to ~24 hours, the average is about a 14-16 hour trip.
3) LSD makes your mouth and throat VERY DRY, do not drink too much to compensate for this.. drink some water and ignore it.
4) LSD blocks hunger, you never know if you're hungry or not, so just eat some shit sometime during the day.
5) Worse decision ever, especially for a first time LSD user. Way too chaotic, intense, loud, and vibrant. LSD is probably best done with a few friends, chilling in a room. (beanbag chairs and glow sticks optional).

And to clear up any misconceptions about LSD when people thing about hallucinogenic: you don't see cartoony shit everywhere or anything crazy, the simpler the surface the more extravagant the hallucination. You'd think on LSD something complex and crazy looking, colorful and shit, would look INSANE on LSD, well.. it doesn't... it looks the fucking same... but something like a flat paved GROUND, the back of a car CHAIR, your PALMS, etc, anything simple that you stare at will most likely show an elegant pattern (imagine some florist like design pattern emerging from the pavement as you're walking on it, that's kind of how it is. When i looked at my hands it was as if I was looking through a kaleidoscope and all i saw was my own face emerging and disappearing in my hands, a bunch of time, 20 faces per hand and the face i saw (which was me) would copy my facial expressions. If i smiled, the faces in my hands would smile, etc. LSD is some trippy shit.

Also fuck LSD, fuck that shit to hell. It is relatively safe as long as you aren't a dumbass. You do get a strong feeling that nothing can hurt you, you can look at the ground from a ledge and think shiiit i can jump this shit and i wont even get hurt.. i guess that's why people have jumped off buildings, but im sure those were related to bad trips. Users of LSD say it goes 2 ways, great or horrible. Either you have a good trip or a bad one and the bad ones are REALLY bad. Also it can be stored in your fat cells and activate trips later if that fat is used as energy, this is rare as fuck but LSD users have reported flashbacks and re-trips.

First and only time I did LSD I took 4 hits and licked the tin foil clean, this was a bad decision for someone with a super low tolerance to anything, and after I did that, I drove to Six Flags. Ended up staring at a penguin for ~10minutes and doing a bunch of other stuff but man LSD fucked me up, I couldn't even order food I had to have a friend do it for me. On the boat ride that falls and splashes i got soaked and didn't give a fuck, as I left the ride other people were shooting me with water guns and i walked right through them, didn't even realize i could easily avoid them. Also people look really weird. I sat down and these two presumably jewish boys started beatboxing intensely, shit just about blew my mind at the time. Oh and the six flags dancing guy was there, he looked soooooo real and when he started dancing spontaneously to loud music i couldn't take it.

If you do LSD, 1) don't do a lot, 2) do it early in the day, 3) don't drink too much, 4) make sure you eat even if you aren't hungry, 5) don't go to an amusement park

explained:

1) shit can fuck you up, make you feel like you're wearing shackles, etc, it's not fun when you do too much.
2) Trips can last anywhere from ~12 to ~24 hours, the average is about a 14-16 hour trip.
3) LSD makes your mouth and throat VERY DRY, do not drink too much to compensate for this.. drink some water and ignore it.
4) LSD blocks hunger, you never know if you're hungry or not, so just eat some shit sometime during the day.
5) Worse decision ever, especially for a first time LSD user. Way too chaotic, intense, loud, and vibrant. LSD is probably best done with a few friends, chilling in a room. (beanbag chairs and glow sticks optional).

And to clear up any misconceptions about LSD when people thing about hallucinogenic: you don't see cartoony shit everywhere or anything crazy, the simpler the surface the more extravagant the hallucination. You'd think on LSD something complex and crazy looking, colorful and shit, would look INSANE on LSD, well.. it doesn't... it looks the fucking same... but something like a flat paved GROUND, the back of a car CHAIR, your PALMS, etc, anything simple that you stare at will most likely show an elegant pattern (imagine some florist like design pattern emerging from the pavement as you're walking on it, that's kind of how it is). When i looked at my hands it was as if I was looking through a kaleidoscope and all i saw was my own face emerging and disappearing in my hands, a bunch of time, 20 faces per hand and the face i saw (which was me) would copy my facial expressions. If i smiled, the faces in my hands would smile, etc. LSD is some trippy shit.

I knew someone would dish out wikipedia on me. Bad trips are 100% legit, don't be confused I wasn't talking about bad acid. Also no, people jumping off buildings is LSD, people murdering and stabbing bitches cause it's their duty in life is PCP. Fat cells I can cross off, thankfully.

Not fact yet. Research has found no solid link between cannabis and cancer. There's been a lot of misconceptions about it (which is why it's hard to determine) but nothing has proven that cannabis contributes to any form of cancer. Even if the carcinogens argument runs dry and it is shown that cannabis smoke can contribute to lung cancer due to some of the carcinogens in the smoke, it still doesn't mean smoking it will increase your chances simply because there are various methods of absorbing the THC that do not involve smoke. You can use a vaporizer and only inhale the THC vapors, you can cook with it and eat it, or you can use pure THC drops. In fact, THC has medical benefits for people with cancer or AIDS (don't get confused, I'm not saying cannabis does, just THC). Even the tar argument becomes obsolete when you roll a joint with a nice filter or consume it differently using one of the non-smoke methods preceding this statement. The majority of the studies out there about cannabis say it does not cause any form of cancer or increase your chances of getting cancer and the ones that say it might only have small theories as to why it might (such as the benzyprene carcinogen) and/or are too small of studies to draw any definite conclusions. With all this, the current level of research about cannabis is leaning heavily in the "not cancer causing" direction, but hey we don't know 100% yet, but we're getting close.