Haplo.. Why..

I guess this is where I will post our existing convo's.

p.s. don't question the thread.


Sheila: if you knew
Sheila: wh'd you ask?
Haplo: idk
Haplo: so whats on a cheese pizza?
Haplo: cheese?
Sheila: My dick in your ass.
Haplo: name the time and place
Haplo: ill be there
Haplo: no lube
Haplo: it dosn't make since tho
Sheila: since?
Haplo: sense
Sheila: since what.
Sheila: the dawn of time?
Haplo: yes
Haplo: the dawn of anal
Sheila: hey
Sheila: stfu
Sheila: i was kidding
Haplo: lol
Sheila: I don't want you.. Stanky ass ho..
Haplo: but im tight
Haplo: and warm
Sheila: get
Sheila: the hell
Sheila: off
Sheila: my internet
Haplo: someone has a meatspin spray
Sheila: do what you do best
Sheila: fap to it
Sheila: you fuck
Haplo: i am
Haplo: im pretending its u
Sheila: if you're trying to win, this isn't working out in your favour.
Sheila: That's it, I'm putting this shit on the forums.

Haplo: so i have a dead baby in my basement
Haplo: what should i do with it
Sheila: Good thing it isn't a Corvette.
Haplo: its in a Corvette
Sheila: OH FUCK!

In another convo..

Sheila: Haplo: its in a Corvette
Sheila: OH FUCK!
Mike: THATS HOW IT DIED
Mike: BABIES CANT DRIVE
Sheila: LOL
Mike: HWO THE FUCK DID IT END UP IN A BASEMENT
Sheila: IS THIS WHAT THE ISLAND WANTS?!
Mike: LOL
Mike: DUDE
Mike: IT TURNED THE FUCKING WHEEL
Sheila: LOL!!!!!

THE EXIT IS IN HAPLOS BASEMENT ONLY EXPLANATION.

mhmm.

lmao

btw, dirt taste like chocolate.

haplo doesn't use lube :no:

Meet me at 12:00 behind the shed Bob

so you're gonna show me your backyard eh?

yea but it rained last night, so there is mud all over the yard

awww that's a shame. I guess we will just have to go inside your house.

the house is nice and warm but the walls are small, hope u can fit in it

I sleep on a bed.

o my, that presents quite a big problem because I'm a rather large person myself. I guess I will just have to sit in your muddy backyard...

I'll sit with u bob

Sheila: you must be gay.
Haplo: your gay
Sheila: i don't suck my own dick.
Sheila: WON!
Sheila is now Offline.

1) i don't get it

2) i'm good at making listsl

3) there's a very big spider in my bathroom and i'm scared to kill it/go in there

4) my avatar is fucking huge. but true.

LOL

also, kiki, i took the liberty of scaling down your avatar, making it transparent, and making it my current CS:S spray.

owned.

it's nice to know that i'm the best thing you can come up with

it just fuels my idea that i'm the greatest person on the earth. thanks :]

blasé fggt