How to sell a house

Ok so im a sales counselor at a national home builder and one day some of the girls I work with tried to say they can come up with a better sales skit to sell to men and I said well I bet I can come up with one to tell to women... after hearing theirs... with all the flirtatiousness of it all, I decided to make this one with a friend of mine... Im not a sexist but this is funny as hell...




Sales Counselor: Good day folks what brings you in today?

Husband: were looking for our first house today

Wife: yeah we just got married!!! *HAPPINESS AND SUNSHINE*

Sales Counselor: Thats Cute, Now please mama the men are speaking

Husband: Thank you! see what I have to put up with?!

Sales Couselor: Tell me what your looking for in a house

Husband: Well I need a big Game room, big Media Room, and I need to have a stand up shower... Lets also not forget her Kitchen

Sales Couselor: Ok are we looking for a open floorplan?

Husband: Sure why not.

*Takes them to model home*

Sales Couselor: Well Look at this floorplan what do you think

Wife: I love the entrance and the look of the garage

Husband: Honey what do you care about the entrance? or the garage? your not allowed to drive.... go look at the utility and kitchen thats where your gonna be anyway!

Sales Couselor: Very True, Just look at this open floor plan, Ma'am dont you just see yourself in this kitchen making him and sandwich and shuting the fuck up? And with the direct path in to the gameroom you can walk straight from the fridge to the gameroom and hand him a cold beer.

Wife: I dont like the way your talking to me sir

Husband: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE MAN SPEAK! WERE NOT BUY TOMATOS HERE THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! YOU CANT SQUEEZE A HOUSE TO CHECK IF YOU SHOULD BUY IT!

Sales Couselor: Thank you sir, so what do you think? should we take the house of the market?

Husband: yes sir I think we shall, Im sorry my wife is being so rude today... Its probably because she hasnt made my daily sandwich...

O........M..........F.........G that was some funny funny funny shit right there. HAHAHAHAHAHA

lmfao pwned

that was epic lulz

as a side note: castrate make me sandwitch nao kthanksbye

Wow. I should lock this topic...but it actually made me lulz