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1. That's not right_________________________Sum Ting Wong.
2. Are you harboring a fugitive____________Hu Yu Hai Ding.
3. See me ASAP______________________________Kum Hia.
4. Stupid Man___________________________________Dum Fuk.
5. Small Horse______________________________Tai Ni Po Ni.
6. Did you go to the beach__________________Wai Yu So Tan.
7. I bumped the coffee table________________Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.
8. I think you need a face lift_____________Chin Tu Fat.
9. It's very dark in here___________________Wai So Dim.
10. I thought you were on a diet____________Wai Yu Mun Ching.
11. This is a tow away zome_________________No Pah King.
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week__Wai Yu Kum Nao.
13. Staying out of sight____________________Lei Ying Lo.
14. He's cleening his automobile____________Wa Shing Ka.
15. Your body odor is offensive_____________Yu Stin Ki Pu.
16. Great___________________________________Fa Kin Su Pah.



ahahaha i'm not trying to be mean. this is just so funny!

Fa Kin Su Pah thread haha

Yu Stin Ki Pu!

LOL, Silly girl..

lol this is fa kin su pah! great post!!

what the irony post before me said said!

This is REALLY REALLY REALLY racist and discriminative.

Although a funny tongue in cheek joke.. I don't think this should be posted in our forums. It clearly is against our server rules.

dont really see how this is racist, the chinease takeaway where i live infact has a few of these on there wall :teehee: and yes its run but a chinease man and his son

awww femme. i wasn't trying to be racist. i just thought it was funny. i took a chinese class and when i saw this i tried to use my learning skills but it didn't work! ahahah

This isn't racist in any way. It's simply taking words and phrases from one language and recreating or rewriting them using phonetic sounds from another language for comedic effect.

And it's pretty damn funny.

femme is soo touchy

i wanna say troll post but i got into a lot of trouble in another forum so I wont!


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I'm not touchy. I'm going with the server rules.

Give me a break.

We permaban someone for making a joke about "Jews" but this isn't racist whatsoever.

Grow the fuck up guys.

I am very touchy about racism and this post is not racist in any way. This "joke" may be viewed as bad taste or not politically correct, but its not racist. If you know of comedians like Don Rickles, he makes fun of other cultures. Just like the currently popular Jeff Dunham does "Achmed the Dead Terrorist". If you find this post racist, then you have to find these and most other comedians racist as well.

well would it have been a bit better if i titled it asian instead of chinese?
i just copy+paste from a friend. -.-

we perma ban people for jew jokes cuz jews own the world and i'm jewish, duh.. psh

lol.

don't laugh nena, this forums not big enough for 2 jews hahaha

no, or we shouldn't lmao... "in all seriousness"