Mailing my friend a birthday envelope,

My friend in Kansas needs some condoms, so me and my girlfriend offered to send him a little care package for his birthday (today).



I'm gonna put a nickle and some random micro-chips in the envelope just for lulz.
Thanks Matt, for the idea.

Kansas, huh. HEY SITRIK, NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED BRO.

j/k

That's pretty awesome though, why not trojans!? :tard:

Sitrik. Why did you stop being Brandin?

School clinic doesn't give out Trojans, only that brand in the pic.
I like those better than the Trojans I've received before.

Who's Brandin?

Aha, I had a hunch it was the free school ones. How did you get them to give you that many? O_o

Sig's A Beast, those bitches know it.

Why do you put the stamp on the wrong corner? And why is the adress on the corner?

Fuck yeah.

They give you about 20 or so every time you come in for an appointment that is related to sexual health.
Me and my girlfriend go at the same time and we both receive condoms, so that's even more.
Anyway, just tell them you need condoms and they give you more.

Free school clinic, they have shit loads of condoms that students never ask for.

Girlfriend put it there.

They never gave me condoms in my health class and nobody told me that the school clinic had any so I assumed my old high school ebcouraged teen pregnancy. Sig plox get me 5 family packs worth.

Well I mean they provide all kinds of birth control and the morning after pill at my school clinic.

Didn't give me condoms in Health either, my girlfriend goes to the clinic often so she usually picks up some every once in a while.

you don't need a condom for putting it in the butt

Yeah but im out of lube plus you get aids from the butt. Give me a couple of those morning after pills too that shits expensive

they dont give them out at my high school, probably cuz all the sluts get abortions regularly xD.

What about poopdick D:

Well pregnant teens are the norm over here.

True, but the idea is pretty gross.

If you do it right there's no mess.

you could just use the poop for extra lubeish stuff anyways

Now that is gross.