Official Plaguefest pick-up line

It has come to my attention that there be but no official Plaguefest pick-up line. I am aware that The Most Interesting Man in the World tells us that the time and place for pick-up lines is "never, you can figure out the place yourself". However, we are not gifted with the title of The Most Interesting Man in the World. So to light a spark in our poetic minds And create a line that will cut through a girl's heart (can be race, culturally, etc specific) like hot butter and a cold knife.

i heard that girls have vaginas. can i try it out?

Plaguefest, it's a place where we will still "play" even if there is blood involved.

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

No >:0 i said pick up line like "damn you are one hot spicy roll of tuna. How about we go back to my place where i can clean my chopstick and pick off your rice, lick the seaweed, and feel that warm hot tuna inside"

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

You look like my ex.

How about we go grab some dinner. then forget the dinner, and i just grab you.



is that rape

Smell this napkin for me, and breathe deeply. I am curious to what that smell is.

Want to join me at a nice dinner tonight? A pretty girl like you deserves it.

You must be Windows 95, because you got me so unstable.

yo dawg wassup

and out of curiosity, do people actually use pick up lines? and if so, what is your succession rate? :tard:

Baby, a night with me is like September 11th: A little shaky and sad at first, but once I get you in bed, game over!

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the roof of your three story house as a baby, rendering your face utterly useless and unattractive.

Baby, you are so gorgeous...it looks like your face was set on fire and someone tried to put it out with a screwdriver.

Are those space pants, 'cause your ass looks out of this world!

You dumbass. that one sucked donkey cock.

Taruah that's fucked up. SO dirty so fucked up.

Pick up lines?

You shouldn't have to talk to her when she's asleep, that's just creepy.