Omegle.com....have you been there yet?

This thread is all about omegle.com. you talk to random strangers under preset screennames.

"You" will always be you,

"Stranger" is always the other person and vice-versa.

you can meet new friends and talk to complete strangers, or just fuck with them. i choose to just fuck with them.

Post any funny conversation caps you might have here. i'll start with this one:




have at it, and generate as much lulz as possible! good luck all! keep this strictly omegle, and not too much other stuff, kay? <3 you all

Heres a funny one i had

Stranger: Ubuntu or Redhat?
You: niether. Windows XP ftw. next
Stranger: lulz
You: corruption of lols. next
Stranger: What question would you ask you?
You: the next one. next
Stranger: How many of these windows do you have open now?
You: none. its too cold. next
Stranger: How much hairspray does it take to glue a cat to the ceiling?
You: all of it. next
Stranger: Where are my keys?
You: where you left them. next
Stranger: Who can score me some good ganja?
You: your dealer. next
Stranger: How long can you keep this up?
You: the question is how long can you? next
Stranger: What is the wind loading for an 8x4ft flat plate at 70mph 5k agl?
You: the total amount. next
Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
You: it is a philosophical topic. next
Stranger: What is the best major in "college asshat"
Stranger: ?
You: trolling science. next
Stranger: Why is 4chan so popular?
You: because newfags like you don't follow the rules. next
Stranger: lulz
You: i already answered that one. next
Stranger: What the is the deal with milly cyrus?
You: i totally read that in Jerry Seinfeld's voice >.<
Stranger: ok,
You: you win this round. A good battle it was anon
Stranger: indeed
You have disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: yes
You: les do it
Stranger: with all the trimmings?
You: hells yea
Stranger: and the car that breaks down half a quarter mile by the river?
You: o god yes
Stranger: and then after we've sifted our fingers through the sand we can jog down to Steve McQueens
Stranger: and he'll ask us how it's been
You: u got it
Stranger: and we won't have anything to say
Stranger: but "Jasper!"
Stranger: Remember Jasper?
You: yes
Stranger: At our wedding?
You: yea
Stranger: he had so many drinks
Stranger: then he tried to steal the gifts
You: omg he was so tipsy
Stranger: and I was like "No...don't."
Stranger: but he tried
Stranger: and I has to call my uncles
Stranger: you better not bring Jasper up in convo again
You: ok
Stranger: he brings back too many bad memories
Stranger: I've had sex 5 times
You: sweet
Stranger: but every time I was holding out for you
Stranger: Not for Susan
Stranger: or Jackie
Stranger: or Paulet
Stranger: nor Jasper
You: o
You:
Stranger: or even Merryweather
You: o thats good
You: thank you
Stranger: oh but Merryweather was asking for it though
You: orly
Stranger: yu wouldn't know to look it
Stranger: but she had crazy bags under her eyes
Stranger: and her vagina
Stranger: it was surprising
Stranger: but so wrong it was right
You: that makes sense
Stranger: I pleasured a fox one
Stranger: once*
Stranger: he bit me in the leg
You: ouch
Stranger: and I was like "hey...don't."
Stranger: and then I threatened him
You: that's not cool
Stranger: "You keep talking to me like that and I'm gonna punch you square in the fox vagina."
You: lol
You: o you showed her
Stranger: Him
You: ??
Stranger: I don't do vaginal foxes
You: o
You: my bad
Stranger: they try too hard
Stranger: I can see it in their pink stains
Stranger: Fare thee well
Stranger: oh astonishable obtuseman
You: ok
You: good bye
Stranger: me thinks the fox has fervently fapped at my fault
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: would it bother you if i was 14?
You: would it bother you if i was only 9
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no
You: i dont know whether to XD or D:
Stranger: Good, my name is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
You: please have a seat.
Stranger: what are you doing here?
You: i thought i'd just see what's going on
You: i HAD NO INTENTION OF HAVING SEX WITH THAT 14 YEAR OLD GIRL
Stranger: I have all the transcripts here
Stranger: You don't have to lie
You: I JUST WANTED TO TELL HER THAT WHAT SHE'S DOING WAS BAD
You: and to leave all this beer here.
You: >_>
Stranger: Did you bring condoms
You: did you bring cops? if so, then yes.
Stranger: Well they're waiting right outside
Stranger: you're free to leave
You: AWWW YEAH!

You: *o shi-*
You have disconnected.

well i just got done with a half an hour long conversation with a 25 year old female ex drug lord from vancouver
i would post this conversation but it is way too long to post

this one, then i sleep for tonight.





after spending literally the last few hours on this site. i love it now.

Stranger: rawr
Stranger: RAWR
You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how's you ??
You: mind if i touch ur sack?
Stranger: depends..
You: u have a really nice book bag there.
You: i just want to touch it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sure
Stranger: go for it
You: thx
Stranger: whatever tickles ur pickle
You: o no
You: im curious
Stranger: ?!
You: can i put my nuts in ur mouth?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: I like roasted
Stranger: though.
You: i have some peanuts expiring soon
You: gotta get rid of them
You:
Stranger: yeah that's no problem
You: hold a sec
You: gotta get my tits out
Stranger: lol
You: breast feed my baby of course
Stranger: hahahhhhahaha
Stranger: oh right.
You: while im doing this...
You: mind if i rub ur cock?
You: i just always wanted to pet a chicken.
Stranger: ROFL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: I am telling truth
You: hello
Stranger: I seek pussy here
You: thats nice
Stranger: any girls founded here
Stranger: ?
You: sure
You: how much you willing to pay?
You: to meet me that is
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i count
You: offer ends soon
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
Stranger: 12€, 3 wow accounts, 3,5 eRepublik gold, 12 eRepublik Fim
You: 7
You: hmm.
Stranger: thats all what I have
You: good offer but how will you transfer it to me?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: where you want to meet
Stranger: half first, half after
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Fin
You: lets meet in uhmm..
You: japan?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: where are you atm?
You: no no. i mean canada
Stranger: new zealand?
You: yes
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: wait
You: i like it there
Stranger: It costs like 1000€
You: then lets meet in the middle
Stranger: how about amsterdam
Stranger: like in the middle of it
You: okay
Stranger: tomorrow 12:00
You: funds are transferrable now?
Stranger: okay?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: half now half later
You: okay
Stranger: but you are willing to come amsterdam?
You: yes
Stranger: but if I dont see you
Stranger: I go to red lights district
You: you will see me
You: look for a lady in a red dress black hat and shooes
You: and a black/red crockadile purse
Stranger: ok nice
Stranger: I have green hat
You: okay
Stranger: black hoodie
Stranger: ok lets see tomorrow

You: black hoodie?
You: green hat?
You: is that you
You: in the picture i see?
Stranger: LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!
You: batman quotes?
Stranger: yes :----)
You: are you really that lame?
Stranger: yes :----C
You: that sucks
You: your smileys suck too
You: hold on phone call
Stranger: you don't even have smileys
You: yes i do :firefox:
You: i use those.
You: but you smell bad. with all those bad movie quotes.
Stranger: yhyy
You: now be gone
You: i said leave!
Stranger: to be or not to be
You: out of my anon chatroom
You: you
You: you
Stranger: i so was here first
You: no i was
Stranger: nooo
You: i came from the intertubez
You: the internet is a series of tubes.
You: did you not get that memo
You: geeze
You: you are a horrible worker
Stranger: want to see something really sexy?
You: your fired
You: yes
You: i mean
You: no
You: yes
You: no
You: thats right
You: i mean no
Stranger: i'll show anyway!
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Stranger: i bet you just came.
You: lol i just got rick rolled
You: lmao

lmao@rets

lulz.

this shits hilarious. I have a conversation saved but I dont know if its appropriate for the forums lol.

*edit* a new rated pg convo.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: CHF?
You: HUH
You: chillin hatin fryin?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


aww

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: talk to strangers!
Stranger: yes let's do that
You: my grandmother told me never to talk to strangers.
You: i never had parents. they killed each other.
Stranger: i'm sorry to hear that
You: apparently one of them had aids or something
Stranger: hmm and they didn't know?
You: they found out. then they did something strange and died
Stranger: oh..
You: something about hunting
Stranger: and you don't have aids?
You: nope. my parents were swingers
Stranger: okay
You: my grandmother told me never to do an orgy. whats an orgy?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: maybe something like
Stranger: organic stuff?
You: she said it involves lots of meat. im confused.
Stranger: hmm strange strange
You: and lots of people. so people just meet and eat meat?
You: seems boring
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

LMFAO Phobium. that sucks.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you eat meat?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes
You: swinger?
Stranger: no
You: orgys?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmao

i got someone to say it finally.

lolwut? i dont get it taters.


//edit\\

first and second try



i got it too taters