Weird, funny, awesome stories.

This is a thread for anyone that has a cool story of anything that has happened during Your life (please refrain from posting sex, gross things or trolling).
Unfortunately I cannot think of any story right now... I will post something later (also i'm writing from my iPod)>.<
and so the story begins....

dang, those restrictions are unfortunate.

this one time...at band camp...
Oshitnotrolling.

I saw these kids spin in circles until they were diizzy, then ran towards traffic.
not drunk, they were just stupid.


I expect alot of "cool story bro" in this.

Censorship sucks.

One time I caught a fish.

or how about the time that I crossed the street? Pretty bawss right?

I woke up one morning
Courtney: hey want to make 150 bucks?
ME: hmm? what?
Courtney: huh? okay sure
then I ate something
Courtney: where are you?
ME: oh was I suppose to come now? okay hold on
drive drive
*arrive* Hugs hugs
*meet 3 irish dudes*
*drive them to San Diego*
Black Jamaican dude with dreadlocks: Hey man I speak your language, do you like Boston man? We are the black leprechauns
*bids them goodbye*
*drive back home*
*shits really traffic and I have to pee*
*contemplated peeing on the side of the road next to traffic moving 10mph*
*hold it in*
*fast food place run in that shit like Usain Bolt on crack*
*unload bladder*
*drive home*
If I could fallllllll
into the skyyy
do you think timee
would passssss usss by