Zombies

i figure since most of us like zombies this would be a fun little thing. if you find a graph,pie chart,flow-chart,venn-diagrams, etc. post it here for some of the lulz i guess
lets do this yo! i hope this works.

well i know where the whole zombie concept originated from
it's in the epic of gilgamesh
i'm sure none of u care but i'll type it out in cliffnotes anyways
Goddess of Love wanted to marry Gilgamesh
He was like no you're a hooker b/c you marry everyone
So she was like daddy (aka chief god) rape that bitch with the bull
and he was like no
so she was all if you don't i will raise the dead and they will eat the living
so he was like fine bitch.
and sent the bull.
gilgamesh spanked that thing.
woo hoo.

haha castrate. i think i like your rendition of the story better!

That is how it went down. I read it in my history book!

gilgamesh fucked a bull and had a zombie baby?




also:

Wars and unrest lead to more zombie movies? <via boingboing.net 2008>



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story actually from io9.com LINK to the full story